SEX WITH ANIMALS?!?! now Madonna with horses? ;-)

**webnet** · 10-21-2005, 06:02 AM

pictures take few days ago :beauty:

http://www.gayhot.com/madonna/

**DonMike** · 10-21-2005, 02:33 PM

Can we please stop with the sex with animals threads??? Next thing you know they'll be putting up pics of me doing that donkey show in Tijuana! Sheesh!

**XXXWriterDude** · 10-21-2005, 05:22 PM

Those pics are from her appearance on Letterman last night. He got her to "get back on the horse" on TV, since she hadn't been back on since being thrown from one two months ago.

**Lee** · 10-21-2005, 05:26 PM

Which one is Madonna?

Regards,

Lee

**XXXWriterDude** · 10-21-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Lee

Which one is Madonna?

Grrrrr! Sacrelige!

**basschick** · 10-21-2005, 05:51 PM

Lee - after a comment like this, you have to turn in your gay card

Originally Posted by Lee

Which one is Madonna?

Regards,

Lee

**XXXWriterDude** · 10-21-2005, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by basschick

Lee - after a comment like this, you have to turn in your gay card

Hear! Hear! As the risk of sounding like a gay cliche', Madonna is the queen bee, and she should be treated as such! Especially by the gays! LOL!

Obviously, me loves me some Madge! She's the one thing that I will turn into a major fag for. Hahaha.

robin · 10-21-2005, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

Hear! Hear! As the risk of sounding like a gay cliche', Madonna is the queen bee, and she should be treated as such! Especially by the gays! LOL!

Obviously, me loves me some Madge! She's the one thing that I will turn into a major fag for. Hahaha.

You crack me up. I think I'm going to have to go to the store and get your book.

I luv the horse's expression in the last pic.

**XXXWriterDude** · 10-21-2005, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by robin

You crack me up. I think I'm going to have to go to the store and get your book.

Hey, cool! I could use the sales! I don't think I've made a dime in royalties yet! Even though all my friends keep telling me they bought copies! Then again, I guess the publishers have to make their money back first before I'll see any money from sales. Hey, at least I got a whopping $1,500 to write it! LOL!

**jIgG** · 10-21-2005, 09:05 PM

they should've played dress up or something, to make it more realisitic, or were they going for the "rich people in NY ride horses and not cars"

And i m not diggin her lastest album
the new single is like a fucking abba cover, another song has parts in it from a Michael Jackson song. Probably it too sounds like a cover of the original. Not that I'd buy it but still it's not what I expected. :boo:

**XXXWriterDude** · 10-21-2005, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by jIgG

they should've played dress up or something, to make it more realisitic, or were they going for the "rich people in NY ride horses and not cars"

No, after he convinced Madonna to "get right back on the horse," he took her down into the street and they had two horses waiting there for the both of them to ride down the block. It was just a fun thing to get her back on a horse, since she hadn't been on one since the riding accident.

And i m not diggin her lastest album
the new single is like a fucking abba cover, another song has parts in it from a Michael Jackson song. Probably it too sounds like a cover of the original. Not that I'd buy it but still it's not what I expected. :boo:

Well, I haven't heard the entire single yet, and I haven't heard any of the rest of it yet, so I must reserve comment until I have heard it. How have you heard the whole thing? Because they are not sending out copies to the press (trust me, I've tried); you have to go to a special listening party to hear it. I want to be invited to one!

**XXXWriterDude** · 10-21-2005, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by jIgG

And i m not diggin her lastest album
the new single is like a fucking abba cover, another song has parts in it from a Michael Jackson song. Probably it too sounds like a cover of the original. Not that I'd buy it but still it's not what I expected. :boo:

Just read this review of the record. OK, now I'm VERY excited!!!!:

Source: The Sun. Writer: Veronica Newton

ANYONE who thought MADONNA might have abdicated as the Queen of Pop can kneel at her throne once more. I'm the first journo IN THE WORLD to have heard her new album - and it is an absolute belter.

Confessions On A Dance Floor wipes the, er, floor with her critically acclaimed CDs such as Ray Of Light. It is an hour of pure electronic dance/pop heaven.

Madonna says: "I want people to jump out of their seats. It's about having a good time straight through and non-stop."

And she's absolutely right about that. There are no gaps between tracks so listening feels like you are having a private DJ session at the Ministry Of Sound.

I can't find a weak track, and I'm confident the album will be hailed a masterpiece on its November 14 release.

Below is my track-by-track guide, with ratings out of ten.

Floor-less ... album is a belter

Confessions On A Dance Floor
Track by track

HUNG UP: Featuring a sample from Abba's Gimme Gimme Gimme this is a massive floor filler and a clear No1 single.

While there's no way on earth a straight bloke could be seen dead dancing to this camp tune it will go down a storm when she performs it at London's G.A.Y. nightclub next month. 9

GET TOGETHER: Upbeat track which borrows the bass line from the Stardust dance classic Music Sounds Better With You. She sings, "Do you believe we can change the future?" 8

SORRY: One of the best tracks on the album and likely to be the second single. You'll recognise the infectious bass line on the chorus as it's a sample from The Jacksons' 1981 hit Can You Feel It.

The opening features Madonna saying "sorry" in lots of different languages. 10

FUTURE LOVERS: Madonna wrote this with Mirwais Ahmadzai, who produced her No.1 album, Music.

It's heavy on synths and you can spot a sample from the Donna Summer/Moroder club anthem I Feel Love. 9

Gimme for No 1 ... first single

I LOVE NEW YORK: Banging dance tune with lyrics featuring a pop at George Bush and his home state. She sings: "If you don't like my attitude then you can just f off. Just go to Texas, that's where they play golf."

The chorus is: "Los Angeles is for those who sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, No other city will make me dance like New York" 10

LET IT WILL BE: Oddly titled track uses the string opening from Papa Don't Preach played on a synth. The track is reminiscent of Ray Of Light.

An Eighties-sounding string of chords takes the track into the following number. 10

FORBIDDEN LOVE: This is Kraftwerk inspired and features computer generated, vocoder style vocals.

It sounds very Eighties and is slightly slower than the rest of the album (there are no ballads at all on the CD). 8

JUMP: Features classic Madonna vocals and is reminiscent of Into The Groove. She sings: "The only thing you can depend on is your family." 9

HOW HIGH: All about Madonna analysing and evaluating her fame and success. She sings: "It's funny I spent my whole life wanting to be talked about, Was it all worth it? I guess I deserve it, How high are the stakes?" 10

ISAAC: By far my favourite track - a stunning combination of wild rhythms, a hypnotic jewish chant and loads of strings and guitars. The ending is borrowed from Die Another Day. I defy anyone to not be blown away by this track. 11

PUSH: A love song for Madonna's husband Guy. It's got a funky La Isla Bonita vibe about it and is ear-marked as a possible single.

She sings about Guy: "I owe it all to you, It's because you push me, Keep on pushing like nobody." 10

LIKE IT OR NOT: A bit like her hit Fever, this song is once again Madonna analysing herself and saying, take me as I am.

She sings: "You can call me a sinner or a saint, This is who I am, You can like it or not, You can love me or leave me, But I'm never going to stop."

This track completes the album beautifully with a classical guitar ending. Quite clever to put out a wholly electronic album - and close it with an acoustic guitar. 10

**XXXWriterDude** · 10-21-2005, 09:53 PM

In case anyone is interested, Madonna's new documentary, I'm Going to Tell You a Secret, debuts on MTV, Logo and VH-1 tonight at like 8, 9 or 10. Check it out.