Favorite Simpsons Quote?

[JoshTucker]

ok i been watching this religously since it's inception...here are some of my favorite lines......

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Ralf: my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Homer: Here's to alcahol, the cause of- and solution to- all lifes problems

doctor said i wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger outta there" ~Ralf

Bart: Mom, am I a butch or a femme?
Marge: [with hand lifted] Honey, you can be anything you want to be.

Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
Apu: He's got me there.


Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.

Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?


ok i'm done... LOL

[Soonnow]

Oh man, there seem to be twenty en every episode !

Homes: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Homer: It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

Homer: Go ahead, play the blues if it makes you happy.

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Lisa: Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Chief Wiggum: 911. This better be good....

Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

[basschick]

ha! tell your mom her cookies suck!

merry fishmas!

do you folks have a favorite episode?

[JoshTucker]

do you folks have a favorite episode?

the inanimate carbon rod (aka homer in space)

Bart: aww.. they were about to show a close up of the rod.

[Paco]

M.Flanders
I've been going to Bible classes. They're teaching me to be more judgmental.


Reverend Lovejoy
Eventually I stopped caring. But that was the '80s so nobody noticed.

Milhouse
It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy.

Homer
[talking about God] He's my favorite fictional character

and of course: but I don't even know Jebus

[citiboyz]

Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!

[Goldie]

Huge Simpsons fan here too!

Ralph - "Me fail English? That's umpossible."

"I bent my Wookie."

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

Skinner - "Do you just call me a liar?'
Chalmers - "No I said you were fired."
Skinner - "Oh, that's much worse then."

Marge - "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer - "Woo-hoo. A four-day weekend."

Marge - "Homer! There's someone here who can help you."
Homer - "Is it Batman?"
Marge - "No, he's a scientist."
Homer - "Batman's a scientist."
Marge - "It's not Batman!"

Homer - "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

Homer - "Hee hee! Look at this country! You are gay."

Krusty - "Lets just say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud."


There are so many more!!!