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  1. 01-12-2006, 08:32 AM #1
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    got my self a new girlfriend

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    also check out my shemale friend she like to ride her muffler
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  2. 02-03-2006, 08:51 PM #2
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    On the other hand.... You have different fingers
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    Hey, to each his own. Best of luck to ya.
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  3. 02-04-2006, 02:44 PM #3
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    Omg

    That was GROSS!!!!!!

    Not the first thing you want to see in the morning...

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  4. 02-08-2006, 12:15 AM #4
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    now, can someone tell me what the point is of sticking your dick into a (car's ) tailpipe?:wacko:
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  5. 02-08-2006, 12:24 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhys
    now, can someone tell me what the point is of sticking your dick into a (car's ) tailpipe?:wacko:
    How else do you check the oil? ...that is how you check the oil, isn't it? ...guys?
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  6. 02-08-2006, 03:10 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMike
    How else do you check the oil? ...that is how you check the oil, isn't it? ...guys?
    The gas silly... that is how one checks to see how much fuel remains.
    The peepee goes in the fan to see how hot the vroomvroom is running.
    I do not know how to check the oil.
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  7. 02-08-2006, 03:20 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco
    The gas silly... that is how one checks to see how much fuel remains.
    The peepee goes in the fan to see how hot the vroomvroom is running.
    I do not know how to check the oil.

    LOL!!! My dad still calls it a peepee. I think that's so funny.
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  8. 02-09-2006, 01:10 AM #8
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    to check your oil, you shove in your dipstick

    Quote Originally Posted by DonMike
    How else do you check the oil? ...that is how you check the oil, isn't it? ...guys?
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  9. 02-09-2006, 09:05 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by basschick
    to check your oil, you shove in your dipstick
    Cool!
    Umma gunna start dippin.
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  10. 02-09-2006, 02:28 PM #10
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    LOL Too funny
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  11. 02-11-2006, 01:10 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhys
    now, can someone tell me what the point is of sticking your dick into a (car's ) tailpipe?:wacko:
    This is part of California's new carbon emmissions standards testing
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  12. 02-13-2006, 12:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by desslock
    This is part of California's new carbon emmissions standards testing
    Would that be considered... (wait for it...) Auto-erotica?

    Bwahahahaha!!! :noddy:
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  13. 02-13-2006, 02:58 PM #13
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    And we all know how Juan would check to make sure the intake valve is working...:wacko:
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  14. 02-13-2006, 03:26 PM #14
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    okay DON, I am really mad at you!

    The other day, I went to check the oil in my Golf... and I burned my 'dip stick'.

    Now I am stuck with the swollen piece of meat. I was told to rub ointment on to it, but puss keep shooting out.

    I think it is broken!

    Thanks.
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  15. 02-14-2006, 07:08 PM #15
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    omg! she's very huge...nice girlfriend you got there...
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