For all you singles today

[DonMike]

Click here for more anti-Valentine's Day fun

[haganxy]

i am not single, but i am still ANTI-Valentine's Day. it's another holiday that was created by florists, candy makers and card printers. blah

[basschick]

haganxy, i don't think you're *quite* as anti-valentine's day as the guy who made the page don mike gave us the link to

don mike - thanks. i'm not actually anti valentine's day, but some of what was on that page was actually part of my personal belief system.

i am not single, but i am still ANTI-Valentine's Day. it's another holiday that was created by florists, candy makers and card printers. blah

[gaystoryman]

anything that gets me presents, I am for it...

[Paco]

Ernesto love love!
-Ernesto, from JustShootMe

My babies are waiting at home for me. I think this long-weekend I will take out and give em a real good spanking.

I'm with:
MegaBang most of the time - my true love!
TStix for my little liaison.
Monster when I feel like being abused!

[DonMike]

don mike - thanks. i'm not actually anti valentine's day, but some of what was on that page was actually part of my personal belief system.

Well you do realize that if I had been dating someone I'd have been all hearts and flowers and posting pics of Carebears everywhere extolling the virtues of Valentine's Day. It's all subjective, really. :vanish:

[DonMike]

Oh, and to add insult to injury, my personal trainer stood me up. I arranged for my very first day at the gym so I wouldn't feel lonely and pathetic on Valentine's Day and the Motherfucker stood me up. And he's the second trainer in two weeks to do so.

So I went home and got a pizza.

[Paco]

Oh, and to add insult to injury, my personal trainer stood me up. I arranged for my very first day at the gym so I wouldn't feel lonely and pathetic on Valentine's Day and the Motherfucker stood me up. And he's the second trainer in two weeks to do so.
So I went home and got a pizza.

Bastards! I'd pee on them, however I believe they'd enjoy it.
Well, if it makes you feel better, I've been single (by choice) for a VERY longtime. I have not been involved with a person for double digits.

Last 'date' was with D.A.

[DonMike]

Bastards! I'd pee on them, however I believe they'd enjoy it.
Well, if it makes you feel better, I've been single (by choice) for a VERY longtime. I have not been involved with a person for double digits.

Last 'date' was with D.A.

Baby, you make your way down to LA. I'll show ya some real lovin. But you need to bring the Crisco. I'm fresh out. :noddy:

[Paco]

Baby, you make your way down to LA. I'll show ya some real lovin. But you need to bring the Crisco. I'm fresh out. :noddy:

Oh? We gonna cook or bake something, like buns?
I prefer real butter on my buns!

[Fetishlady]

that's very true Don in my case!:thumbsup:

[DonMike]

Oh? We gonna cook or bake something, like buns?
I prefer real butter on my buns!

Well, honey, if you don't clean your oven we'll be making... okay, I had to stop there. I just repulsed even myself. :goseek:

[Paco]

Well, honey, if you don't clean your oven we'll be making... okay, I had to stop there. I just repulsed even myself. :goseek:

... em lil chewy squares, made with cocoa?

I am a somewhat anal when it comes to cleanliness.

[DonMike]

Oh honey, you done went there!

[Paco]

sorry

:chef:
buh, I was talkin about biscuits, cookie.