Originally Posted by
JustUsJocks
Here's one scenario:
You ate too much and decided to have an operation, while you were in the waiting room you met a gay artist who travelled to all the big crusing spots in the US, and he asked if you had read Dolly Partons Biography (sorry gay country western threw me), Anyway you thought he was kinda cool so after your surgery the two of you went on honeymoon in N. Cali, riding rapids and visiting the Capitol, He then took you on a big shopping spree to a few other gay meccas, but you left him half way thru the trip and hitchhiked back home with a bearded fat Ukranian trucker named Karloff. He was religious and you stopped by a font to be blessed...You liked it sooo much you bought the whole package, but it left you not knowing whether you were truly at home in your own body...am I a girl or a boy you thought to yourself?? You decided to knock yourself out...but getting bad reception in N. Cali when you called your dealer for GHB he heard PHP and built you a really nasty website! This was all too much for you and you consoled yourself with a dougnut, The blasted thing had a stone in the jelly preserve, you cracked a tooth and kicked yourself for not seeing it! On sueing the dognut shop they paid you in Ice skating tickets, You really scored! Alas with your usual luck the ice made you ill and you had to lay up in bed with Hot drinks, Then you remembered your favorite part of the trip..The blessed font "Could that cure your cold?" Nope it didn't ...You got really sick, they transported you on a guerny back to hospital...where you remain in the west wing of San Frans ICU.
Yep I'm weird!:kitten:
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