I just put a mug of water in the microwave to make a cup of tea, and when I pulled it out there was a dead ant floating in it. I just made ANT SOUP!!! :cry:
I just put a mug of water in the microwave to make a cup of tea, and when I pulled it out there was a dead ant floating in it. I just made ANT SOUP!!! :cry:
Don Mike
DonMikeCali@gmail.com
Well being gay we all know the importunes of a little extra protein in our diets :chef:
Maybe you should name him Adam....
Steve
ant soup, huh.
maybe you could sell your receipe to campbells
Originally Posted by DonMike
Was it a Red Ant or a Black Ant?
The red ones are far better in egg salads!
OK, Don, let me get this straight~~
You are a non-vanilla gay man
You enjoy tying up/getting tied up
From just thost two facts ~~
I am going to ASSume you have licked another man's ass more than once
And a tiny dead ant in a cup of warm water grosses you out??
Come on girl!! Get your ass over to Phoenix and let Chad toughen you up!!!
:whip:
Chad Belville, Esq
Phoenix, Arizona
www.chadknowslaw.com
Keeping you out of trouble is easier than getting you out of trouble!
Well think of it this way. At least the ant died in a warm happy envi..well no he was cooked to death in a cup of boiling water.
Um.......well thats one less ant in your house!
:yeah:
OK.... so if you had accidentilly consumed the mug and its contents, would that have made you an anteater?
Steve
OK, if the ant were female, would have named her Auntie Maimed?
Steve
OK, maybe ... just maybe ... you noticed the ant flailing in your cup of water, so you went ahead and put it in the microwave and nuked him alive because you were overcome with feelings of
ANTipathy
Steve
If you made a casserole out of of ants and cantelope, would it be an antelope casserole?
And if ants overtook your house and put everything into a gigantic state of disarray, would your house be in a state of antropy?
dresslock and boyfunk you guys are too much!
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OMG, I'm usually the one with the bad puns. A collective groan to you all. Heh heh.
Don Mike
DonMikeCali@gmail.com
OK.... Don Mike removed the heated cup from his microwave oven, and peering down he observed the floating contents and saw that it was looking at ANTi Matter.
Steve
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