What do you think of the new Superman ??

curiousbunny · 03-18-2006, 06:52 PM

I think he's hot :cute:

_ap_ · 03-18-2006, 06:53 PM

definitely gay

**FisHY** · 03-18-2006, 11:42 PM

He looks ok BUT... I need a real bulge!!

dexxxter · 03-18-2006, 11:56 PM

Looks more like Superboy.

**HotMaleVideos** · 03-19-2006, 12:14 AM

Feminine-esque features. Plastic looking hair. I'll pass.

maxpower · 03-19-2006, 12:36 AM

I think trying to copy the casting model of Spiderman was not the right move for this movie

**Bec** · 03-19-2006, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by FisHY

He looks ok BUT... I need a real bulge!!

Then you haven't seen or heard about the package he's packing. He's VERY well endowed. So much so that the costuming dept was going nuts trying to get a cup made to reduce the effect under that spandex.

**A_DeAngelo** · 03-19-2006, 11:15 AM

OK, OK, OK...but is he really faster than a speeding bullet?

I wanna know!

**Bec** · 03-19-2006, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by A_DeAngelo

OK, OK, OK...but is he really faster than a speeding bullet?

I wanna know!

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"

"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman.

"I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her."

"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down.

"Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?"

"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?"

"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted.

He thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."

So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.

Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me."

**A_DeAngelo** · 03-19-2006, 01:22 PM

That's pretty fast!

Wow Bec, do you think that Superman has a boy like friend? Kinda like the Boy Wonder?

And, while we're on the subject, why do you think that Boy Wonder was given that name?

**basschick** · 03-19-2006, 01:26 PM

sure he does - remember jimmy olsen, boy reporter?

Originally Posted by A_DeAngelo

That's pretty fast!

Wow Bec, do you think that Superman has a boy like friend? Kinda like the Boy Wonder?

And, while we're on the subject, why do you think that Boy Wonder was given that name?

**A_DeAngelo** · 03-19-2006, 01:29 PM

But not any faster than that Russian chick who just won the LA Marathon clocking in at 2:08:24 - thank God, we can finally fight the traffic and get out of here for some breakfast!

**A_DeAngelo** · 03-19-2006, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by basschick

sure he does - remember jimmy olsen, boy reporter?

do you think he takes that BowTie off when he's trying to get into those sprayed on tights that Superman likes to squeeze into...

don't get me started, I got to eat to fuel my pent up frustration re: superhero fantasies...

**FisHY** · 03-19-2006, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bec

Then you haven't seen or heard about the package he's packing. He's VERY well endowed. So much so that the costuming dept was going nuts trying to get a cup made to reduce the effect under that spandex.

That's why I said I need a real one.. need to see a real thing not com graphic.

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