Lee!!

Where are all the cool smileys? I would like to see a "bitch slap smiley" at least-- heck, maybe it is just me but I couldn't find a "laughing my ass off smiley".

I know you guys are just lounging around in the yard of your beautiful home drinking fruity drinks served by sexy cabana boys all day long. Can you make me some smileys with real emotion?? >