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Thread: What Not To Say During Sex

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    TheLegacy
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    What Not To Say During Sex

    give us a list of phrases not to say during sex


    1) Are you through yet?


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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    2) LOL

    Regards,

    Lee


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    Jason
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    3.) I can't believe how tight you are!

    (yes, the last moron i dated actually said that out-loud during sex...what the hell was he expecting?)


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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    Ooo Ooo Ooo I got another one...

    4) Well thats how you're sister/brother does it

    :p :p :p

    Regards,

    Lee


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    Jason
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    5.) wake up


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    TheLegacy
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    5) you woke me up for that?

    6) did I mention the video camera?

    7) do you smell something burning?

    8) do you accept VISA?

    9) heres a little trick I picked up at the Toronto Zoo!!

    10) I want a baby!!

    11) no really - I do this part better myself

    12) you'll still let me pose for dilf.com wont you??


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    TheLegacy
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    13) my real name is Robert Warren


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    Jason
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    14.) I could DIE inside of you.

    (yes, that's another one i actually heard...god, my life is fucked up)


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    Jasun
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    I once had (while doing it in front of a fish tank...

    15) "Hey... one of the fish had babies... aren't they cute?"

    And actually once heard

    16) "Don't I have a great body?"


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    Jason
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    17.) May I help the next person in line please?


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    Chris Alan
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    18) Remember Jason I'm straight.


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    Have an idea and make it come to life! Gary-Alan's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Chris Alan
    18) Remember Jason I'm straight.
    I think he'd want you to say that!!!!!

    How about...

    "Shit I forgot to put the garbage out!"


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    Jason
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    Originally posted by Chris Alan
    18) Remember Jason I'm straight.


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    On the other hand.... You have different fingers dirtygeek's Avatar
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    19) Is that it?
    20) That is , um, intresting.....
    21) Is it suposed to do that?
    You'll get more with a kind word and a 2 by 4 then you'll get with just a kind word.



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    Chris Alan
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    22.) ooops excuse me


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