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    coops2000
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    Post building a healthy sexual relationship

    Before you making love follow the following steps....
    1. Spontaneity may have to take a back seat to preparation: Pace yourself during the day so that you don't get overtired; try having a nap or resting beforehand to relax your muscles and relieve any strain on joints that may cause pain.

    2. Have a warm bath or a hot shower to further relax your muscles and joints. Some
    people find a hot tub is just the ticket.

    3.Take your medication before making love so that you get the full benefit of its pain-relieving effects.

    4. Experiment. Be gentle, but explore new positions that ease the strain on sensitive
    joints. If your hands are sore, try giving a back massage with your feet and a little warm oil.

    5.Tell your partner what feels good-and what hurts. If you can take some of the guesswork out of your partner's caresses, you'll not only spare yourself discomfort but reduce his or her anxiety, and thus increase his or her enjoyment.

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    maxpower
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    Sorry, but I think I am about to say something stupid again, :max:

    WTF is this a check list for the elderly or what, I think you might want to change the title to “building a healthy sexual relationship in your 80s” :hmmph:


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    Quote Originally Posted by maxpower
    Sorry, but I think I am about to say something stupid again, :max:

    WTF is this a check list for the elderly or what, I think you might want to change the title to “building a healthy sexual relationship in your 80s” :hmmph:

    Its a spam post Max.


    Always be suspicious of a thread started by a guy who has only one post.

    Then note that he encourages you to take your pills, and conveniently gives you links to sites where you can buy pills.

    If I were Lee, I would just dump this thread. But Lee thinks it is more important that his floor get laid so he is out of service for a few days.:eek:

    Dammit Lee, what about US? :cry:
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
    Its a spam post Max.


    Always be suspicious of a thread started by a guy who has only one post.

    Then note that he encourages you to take your pills, and conveniently gives you links to sites where you can buy pills.

    If I were Lee, I would just dump this thread. But Lee thinks it is more important that his floor get laid so he is out of service for a few days.:eek:

    Dammit Lee, what about US? :cry:

    LOL ok thax man, I guess I should have paid more attention to it, I was wondering why someone would post that here, still even for spam it was really a poor placement of it, maybe it has something to do with a program that I have seen that will place posts like that in multiple forums/blogs all at one time.


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    hey, stupid spamming guy - we're webmasters. we SELL these products, we don't buy them.

    Quote Originally Posted by coops2000
    Before you making love follow the following steps....
    1. Spontaneity may have to take a back seat to preparation: Pace yourself during the day so that you don't get overtired; try having a nap or resting beforehand to relax your muscles and relieve any strain on joints that may cause pain.

    2. Have a warm bath or a hot shower to further relax your muscles and joints. Some
    people find a hot tub is just the ticket.

    3.Take your medication before making love so that you get the full benefit of its pain-relieving effects.

    4. Experiment. Be gentle, but explore new positions that ease the strain on sensitive
    joints. If your hands are sore, try giving a back massage with your feet and a little warm oil.

    5.Tell your partner what feels good-and what hurts. If you can take some of the guesswork out of your partner's caresses, you'll not only spare yourself discomfort but reduce his or her anxiety, and thus increase his or her enjoyment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
    If I were Lee, I would just dump this thread. But Lee thinks it is more important that his floor get laid so he is out of service for a few days.:eek:

    Dammit Lee, what about US? :cry:

    Oh, come on honey - lemmy hug ya
    :whip:


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    Quote Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
    But Lee thinks it is more important that his floor get laid so he is out of service for a few days.:eek:
    Lee's floor is getting laid? What's Lee doing?



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    I have edited this post to remove his siggy links...normally this post would be deleted but since you guys seem to be having fun with it, it shall stay minus the links!

    cheers,
    Luke


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    Quote Originally Posted by tombarr
    Lee's floor is getting laid? What's Lee doing?



    FINALLY!!

    I was wondering when somebody would take a whack at that softball I threw out!!

    Thanks Tom, for restoring my faith.:thumbsup:
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    oops this post is in the wrong area. now i gotta go get my floor laid.


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