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    Xstr8guy
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    Shoe Polish Head

    What's with this porn star with the hair that looks like it was applied at a shoe shine stand? It can't be hair. Is it tattooed on? I like bald heads but that is just too wierd.


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    It IS tattooed on. One of our guys who was collecting a list of popular porn models came across him, and we've got some pics of him filed somewhere.

    In my book, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen -- he would have done better buying Popeil's Spray-On-Hair or whatever that shit was called that they were selling on late-night infomercials years ago, but apparently some people find him really hot.


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    Meant to be Obscene, not Heard. HotMaleVideos's Avatar
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    For a while I wondered if it was just a strange haircut... then I saw a video clip where it appeared to shine in the light... and then I looked REALLY close at his photos.

    Damn that's weird.

    I've heard of the "neck-down award", but he has created the forehead-down award. He's a hottie otherwise, though.


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    Hehe, thanks for the info guys. I guess my instincts were right. And I agree... from the forehead on down...WOW! But if someone held me down and forced me to tattoo hair on my head, I would ask for something more stylish than a "bowl" haircut.


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    Maybe he had a very embarassing tattoo on his head and had to block it out. But I agree, the silly bowl-cut just doesn't do him justice.

    I had to look again and again, and never could get all the way to the top of his head. I had to focus and remember what I was trying to look at. LOL


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    I ran into this guy at a party a few months ago, and he was very cranky when people asked him about his ink on his head. I have to say, I think it's kinda' hot.

    There has been some discussion about his unique tat in the office here, and we have concensus that if he gets tired of it, he can just grow his hair back.


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    I think you might be putting the cart before the horse with this one, I am pretty sure he lost his hair before he got that tattoo, so growing it back I am sure would not really work for him. :hippy:


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    Yeah, I saw him at the GayVN awards. I had always been curious about his "haircut", being the hair fetishist that I am. I've never seen anyone who's hair was that dense that it looked painted on, so I had to see it up close. I nudged my way close to him and he was looking away so I could get a good look. Yep, it's a tattoo. I love tattoos but I don't think it does him justice. He's be megahot without it. Although the sad thing is that if he grows his hair back, his scalp will still look black. And if he's got sparce hair or starts balding, he will look like he uses that bald headed man spray.
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    BTW, when I saw the name of this thread I thought it was about a new Cocteau Twins song. LOL!

    For those of you who don't know who I'm talking about, Cocteau Twins were a band who's lyrics were usually unintelligable and had titles like "The itchy glowbo blow", "Spooning good singing gum" and "A kissed out red floatboat" (my favorite of all their songs).
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    Man I gotta tell you, I couldnt stop chuckling when I read this thread. I mean, that shit is ridiculous!


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    But he does seem to be all the rage at the moment. Raging Stallion is using the heck out of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMike
    BTW, when I saw the name of this thread I thought it was about a new Cocteau Twins song. LOL!

    For those of you who don't know who I'm talking about, Cocteau Twins were a band who's lyrics were usually unintelligable and had titles like "The itchy glowbo blow", "Spooning good singing gum" and "A kissed out red floatboat" (my favorite of all their songs).
    Hehe, now that you mention it, it sure does.


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    ...since my first hard-on. A_DeAngelo's Avatar
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    the hairdo kinda reminds me of my old Pee Wee Herman doll - it was kinda cute! I never did check to see if Pee Wee had a set of abs like this guy...
    6's and 8's are great!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMike
    And if he's got sparce hair or starts balding, he will look like he uses that bald headed man spray.
    Yes, that's the Popeil's spray-on hair shit. I Googled it, and it's called "GLH" which stands for Great Looking Hair. Near as I can tell, it's basically mascara in a spray can.


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    Everyone has been so boring ever sense Lee came back, come on people don’t make me start some drama, just so people will talk :goofy:


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