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    ladyinreds
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    Lady on the Bus

    A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to another seat.
    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
    The man seemed more amused.
    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
    she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
    The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
    When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
    She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
    "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
    Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
    "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. ...
    BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
    "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident... " I just lost it."

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    On the other hand.... You have different fingers
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    Lee, have you looked to see if any of these drive-by spammers are from the same IP ranges? If so, you could block the whole range and avoid this crap. We did a lot of that on the (non-adult) board I'm involved with, and it seems to have really helped. But these guys may be getting more clever...


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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boyfunk
    Lee, have you looked to see if any of these drive-by spammers are from the same IP ranges? If so, you could block the whole range and avoid this crap. We did a lot of that on the (non-adult) board I'm involved with, and it seems to have really helped. But these guys may be getting more clever...
    Yup thats the first thing i checked and, unfortunately, they arent

    Right now, im banning them 1 at a time so they'll eventually get the message i hope LOL

    Regards,

    Lee


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