Come Talk to God

Sana Chan · 06-12-2006, 05:31 PM

We need some faith around here. So go here and talk to God.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It will be good for your soul.

Togm · 06-12-2006, 06:23 PM

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
paul
God:
Hi there paul.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
im gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
know any cute asian men?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
well - smooth skin - baout 25 yrs old - 7 inch uncut
God:
Well that's okay. Do you prefer books or TV?

hes a bit nerdy

abostonboy · 06-12-2006, 06:35 PM

I am buddhist.

Sorry.

arrival77 · 06-12-2006, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Sana Chan

We need some faith around here. So go here and talk to God.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It will be good for your soul.

Hilarious. Proof that god lives in Canada .ca

**chadknowslaw** · 06-13-2006, 03:37 AM

I asked god to make sure the republicans lose control of the house and senate this fall. He said he would. yeah!!!!

abostonboy · 06-13-2006, 03:38 AM

Chad,

God elected them all....

That's too funny...

**Kewlaidkiddd** · 06-13-2006, 08:50 AM

Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

WegCash Robert · 06-13-2006, 01:31 PM

:beauty: He said that I need to do something with my hair.

TheLegacy · 06-13-2006, 05:11 PM

Me: Hi God - my name is Lee

God: Hello Lee, do you keep wondering why so many people switch our names up during sex?

**DonMike** · 06-13-2006, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Me: Hi God - my name is Lee

God: Hello Lee, do you keep wondering why so many people switch our names up during sex?

...but...but your name isn't Lee. :err:

**DonMike** · 06-13-2006, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Kewlaidkiddd

Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

You know, that says so much.

Sana Chan · 06-13-2006, 10:17 PM

I'm glad you guys like this. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

**gaybucks_chip** · 06-13-2006, 10:47 PM

It's pretty funny, but as AI goes, it's pretty bad. I tried telling it that an AI tool I played with in 1981 worked better, and it couldn't get any part of it. But still funny, and nearly guaranteed to completely offend the religious right.