This is the nices and shortest tale I know...

[DEVELISH]

Once upon a time there was a prince who proposed to a princess
"Do you want to marry me"

She answered "No"

The prince lifed happily ever after. He went hunting, fishing, skiing, golfing, trank a lot of beer, watched all the soccer there is and slept with every woman he could get.

The End

[Paco]

it made me because it is SUCH a happy tale.

okay, here what the story looks like to me:

Once upon blah blah blah skiing, blah blah blah skiing!
Blah skiing, blah skiing ... blah blah blah blah skiing.

The End