A few months ago I bought a German Shepherd dog.
Recently, I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Food at the supermarket and was in the checkout line.
A woman standing behind me asked if I had a dog?
On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The "Purina Diet" again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I explained to her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina dog food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. As the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention that practically everyone in the checkout line was, by now, enthralled with my story particularly a rather large man who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
LOL
Regards,
Lee
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