I'm too goddamned horny!

[Rimmates.com]

Ok, so I work full time 9-5 during the day. I go to school on the weekends Fri - Sun. That means I have at most, maybe 3-4 hours a night to devote to learning new webmaster tricks and building up my skills. Problem is, while I gather content for galleries and promotions, I get so damn horny and turned on I end up jacking off and wasting a precious 30 minutes that I could have used for reading. Not only that, but we all know ejaculation leads to sleepiness and the urge to take a nice restful nap.

This is like a wonderful nightmare of torment. I love getting turned on, which means the stuff I am exploring isn't boring... but it's bad for business. I am trying to commit a time frame to concentrate on "work" from 8pm - 11pm every night. Should I be putting my focus on something with women so that I don't get so tempted to spray cum on my keyboard?

What do you guys do to keep from getting distracted from work and focus on the job? I figure my best bet is to whack off at work right before I leave so that when I get home I won't be so horny.

[PornMadeMeRich]

Ok, so I work full time 9-5 during the day. I go to school on the weekends Fri - Sun. That means I have at most, maybe 3-4 hours a night to devote to learning new webmaster tricks and building up my skills. Problem is, while I gather content for galleries and promotions, I get so damn horny and turned on I end up jacking off and wasting a precious 30 minutes that I could have used for reading. Not only that, but we all know ejaculation leads to sleepiness and the urge to take a nice restful nap.

This is like a wonderful nightmare of torment. I love getting turned on, which means the stuff I am exploring isn't boring... but it's bad for business. I am trying to commit a time frame to concentrate on "work" from 8pm - 11pm every night. Should I be putting my focus on something with women so that I don't get so tempted to spray cum on my keyboard?

What do you guys do to keep from getting distracted from work and focus on the job? I figure my best bet is to whack off at work right before I leave so that when I get home I won't be so horny.

How about jacking off before you start?

[sockstars]

or, at the end of your day, as a reward for a good days 'hard' work

to be honest, I’ve been doing this for so many years now that the novelty wore off a long time ago, its as though you get de-sensitised to porn :smoke:

Socks

[Rimmates.com]

How about jacking off before you start?

Even if I :jerkoff: before I start, I'll still get :boring:

[CamCruise]

It takes you 30 minutes to jack off?? I can never last more thae 5 minutes my self.

[Rimmates.com]

Wow... is this THE Cam Cruise? Awesome ass!

Anyhow... the "30 minutes" includes surfing and/or scrolling through my recently acquired collection of pics/vids. The last 10 minutes is when the actual jacking takes place. I like to build myself up and then hold it. After doing this about 2 or 3 times, I explode :bananacock:

Um... so yeah, I just did it again. There are days when I jack off 3 times.

I think I now have a firm grasp on the problem.

[longboardjim]

agreed! , get off before you work , this will eventually become "old hat" and you willl become "desexitized" and any hopes you have of securing a "sexual relationship" with anyone will be disasterous since it will always appear as work to you and you'll want to always find ways to make it pay so something as simple as "jerking-off" is "content" that could be used on a "web-cam" site which could make you money...i'm guessing

sincerely ~ ..."life in the fast lane"...

[CamCruise]

Thanks Man!! Yes, it me.:shades: :shades:

[Goldie]

Maybe I haven't been doing this long enough, but I still get horny at work sometimes too if I'm looking at something really hot. I guess that is not a bad thing, at least it means you enjoy what you do at work!

[Paco]

save it for your kitkat (breaks).


So:
once before you start
once for ten'sies (10 o'clock 'T' break)
once for lunch
once for two'sies (two o'clock towel break)
and finish off the workday with one, so to send you calmly on your way home.

Think of all the agro road rage you'll avoid.

[hunkhunter]

I'd much rather read a thread about a pulsing dick problem than a pulz-ing productions problem. I figure sex or jerking off is going to happen sometime during the day so if I get turned on at work and need a wank it just means that I did not control the schedule, but probably have not lost time in the long run. Unfortunately, I just love 30 minute jerk-offs myself. Why rush a good thing?

[Squirt]

I'd much rather read a thread about a pulsing dick problem than a pulz-ing productions problem. I figure sex or jerking off is going to happen sometime during the day so if I get turned on at work and need a wank it just means that I did not control the schedule, but probably have not lost time in the long run. Unfortunately, I just love 30 minute jerk-offs myself. Why rush a good thing?

Do you have a webcam? :high:

[hunkhunter]

I like to keep some things mysterious.

[Paco]

round and round the merry-go-round,
the hand does chase the weasel..

..POP!

:frog: rub it

[XXXWriterDude]

I guess I'm lucky that I work in an office where I don't have the opportunity to whip it out and take care of business. Trust me, though, there are times when I feel the urge to purge some milk all over myself. LOL!

I am pretty good at being able to look at porn when I'm working and not get too worked up, but after a long day of reviewing websites or movies, when I get home, I'm all over Manhunt looking for one of my fuck buddies or calling them up to come over and help me out.