the most embarassing thing happened today

[collegeboyslive]

So we had a Mould your own dildo auction at the CBL house last week, and it was time to ship the Dildos off to the winners, My assistant, Jonathan, dutifully packaged them in and labeled them and went to the local post office to ship them. About 30 mins later he called me in horror. Apparently he had used the wrong priority mail envelope so they made him remove the contents and repackage them right there on the counter !!! Imagine the poor postal workers face as he removed dildos from 6 separate packages and put them in new ones. And no the dildos were not covered they were just loose in the original package. He said he about died of embarrassment and will not be going to that post office again.

I am so glad i wasn't there

[LiveTwinksCam]

OMG! ROFMAO!!!!! Were they clean at least? OMG!!! That would have been great to have on video and put it on like "America's funniest video's" or something. !!!

[gaybucks_chip]

That is really funny! At least it sounds like the postal workers were reasonably professional about it, but you can bet there will be some stories told for a few weeks, and if he ever does go back in, he'll probably be permanently branded as the "dildo guy."

Let's hope none of the dildos are going to Texas, being as how they're now obscene there

[IdolKnights]

Have someone else go with the wrong box over the next few days and again a few days later.

Turn it into a running joke.

[Goldie]

At least he gave those postal employees a story they will share with everyone! That is too funny! :fool:

[collegeboyslive]

LOL Poor Jonathan, I don't think he will live this one down for quite a while.... just wait till his mom calls

[Togm]

almost same thing happened at heathrow airport to me.

I did warm them this bag had naughty stuff - but he still dragged it all out. He was red faced - i wasnt

[gaybucks_chip]

AJ had something similar when we were at the airport going to a show -- they opened a carry-on bag that was busting at the seams with DVDs and brochures with explicit images, but at least the guy was discreet and professional about it

[collegeboyslive]

if you want to hear me talking to Jonathan all about this incident, listen to todays podcast ( link in the sig )

[Jeff&Deaw]

I was flying to thailand and carrying a large suit case full of toys for a future production. We had dildo's, butt plugs, cock rings you name it. A complete catalog of goodies. This was right after the "TSA" took over security. They would open things up in front of everyone. I was carrying the bag and getting more parinoid by the minute. Beggining to sweat....tap feet etc. Just as it was my turn to step up my Uncle took the suit case from me and submitted as his own. He looked at the guard and made it clear that was his bag. Sure enough it went though the scanner and they just had to open it up! Big crowds security guards gathering around to check out all the toys. Anybody over 4 foot tall could see over the railing at whats going on. Then my mother walked up...being curious she looked over the edge at which point he looked at her and said ... oh just some old guy probably a salesman's sample case. She said oh and walked away. We went and got lunch on the way back the security people were still talking about the old guy and his sex toys....as he would say "ah yes life is adventure..."

Jeff & Deaw