Christmas / New Years Text Link Thread

[Lee]

I thought it would be interesting to see how many descriptive text links we could come up with to use on our sites over the next few weeks for Christmas and New Years, ive used these ones in the past and they have yielded some pleasant results...

Xmas Text Links:

Stuff Your Stocking By Putting Your Cock-In!
Yule Love Our Horny Guys
Cum Play With Santa's Little Helper (this works great with twink sites)

New Years Text Links:

Out With The Old, In With The New
Let Us Toot Your Horn This New Year
Find Some Resolve Inside...

So post a short one-liner that you have or are going to use over the next few weeks in order to get your surfers in the holiday spirit whilst surfing for their porn fix

Also, dont forget if you are looking for gay orientated Christmas promo tools, you can grab some for Gay Christmas Porn from Condom Cash

Regards,

Lee

[tombarr]

Oh, Cum like old faithful...cum in quarts and gallons...(sung to the tune of "Oh come all ye faithful")

Want to Suck my candycane?

[IdolKnights]

Daddy needs help with his Christmas tree
Our boys made the naughty list
We got what you wished for
Watch us play with our new toys
Santa comes once a year… Good thing we’re not Santa!
Wanna toss the Yule log?
Our stockings aren’t the only thing hung

[SPACE GLIDER]

Merry XXXmas?