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    Hail the size of Grapefruit!

    Thankfully not too close to me but close enough... According to the news that just interrupted by nightly viewing of Wheel of Fortune ... its only about 95 miles away right now ...they expect hail the size of golf balls closer to me....

    Golfballs and Grapefruit!!! Where the fuck did I move to????

    My cars are now safely in for the night .... only when I run out of cigs...will I venture out into the tundra!

    Damn this weather!!
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    Those hail storms are so destructive to wildlife. We have a wildlife sanctuary that my son and I goto often here and a golf bal size hail storm went through here a few years ago killing 85% of the wildlife in the park. Dead birds and stuff everywhere.

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    yea its acting wierd this year monsoon season doesn't begin until June and we have already had 2 monsoon like storms BAD ones in the past couple weeks sign of things to come I guess for this summer.... Backup generator /gas / water / ice in the deep freeze check....!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirt View Post
    Those hail storms are so destructive to wildlife. We have a wildlife sanctuary that my son and I goto often here and a golf bal size hail storm went through here a few years ago killing 85% of the wildlife in the park. Dead birds and stuff everywhere.

    Stay safe and order takeout
    Did they clean up the dead animals for fear of disease being spread ... or do they just let them "return to the earth" and all that?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmpitLover View Post
    Thankfully not too close to me but close enough... According to the news that just interrupted by nightly viewing of Wheel of Fortune ... its only about 95 miles away right now ...they expect hail the size of golf balls closer to me....

    Golfballs and Grapefruit!!! Where the fuck did I move to????

    My cars are now safely in for the night .... only when I run out of cigs...will I venture out into the tundra!

    Damn this weather!!
    Nothing ever good comes in unusual extra large sizes. I mean no one finds apples growing as big as watermelons in nature. It's always something extra big that will kill you.


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    order takeout so the killer hail takes out the pizza boy too!

    Quote Originally Posted by Squirt View Post
    Those hail storms are so destructive to wildlife. We have a wildlife sanctuary that my son and I goto often here and a golf bal size hail storm went through here a few years ago killing 85% of the wildlife in the park. Dead birds and stuff everywhere.

    Stay safe and order takeout


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    Cars may be safe in the garage, but is the garage safe? Hail will damage tin and asphalt roofing, and if the hail is as big as you say it could actually puncture a weak roof. Do not forget the windows-- if hail is falling at an angle and not just straight down it can break windows on your house, damage trees. crops, and kittens. Because we always have to worry about the kittens!!!

    I don't mind the monsoons here in Arizona. A little heat and a few intense thunderstorms seems a small price to pay for no blizzards, hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, or locusts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tombarr View Post
    order takeout so the killer hail takes out the pizza boy too!
    Well the goal is for him to get hit on his way to the door, causing you to have to lay him on the couch and administer first aid :bunny:

    What a cool porn that would be. Fake grapefruit size hail pounding down, hot pizza guy, all the drama he he
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmpitLover View Post
    .... only when I run out of cigs...will I venture out into the tundra!
    Oh man, you had quit!

    Where on earth did you move?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadknowslaw View Post
    Cars may be safe in the garage, but is the garage safe? Hail will damage tin and asphalt roofing, and if the hail is as big as you say it could actually puncture a weak roof. Do not forget the windows-- if hail is falling at an angle and not just straight down it can break windows on your house, damage trees. crops, and kittens. Because we always have to worry about the kittens!!!

    I don't mind the monsoons here in Arizona. A little heat and a few intense thunderstorms seems a small price to pay for no blizzards, hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, or locusts.
    I dont like the blowing sand much from the monsoons the rest of it I can deal with ~ the cleaning boy thinks I dont know what dusting is or how to do it myself.


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