The World Will End in 5 Years

[chadknowslaw]

Again. This time it is the Mayan calendar that has the apocalypse coming --although there are some interesting coincidences between the date -- December 21, 2012 where the Mayan calendar ends, planet alignment and magnetic pole shifting.

I have decided that just to be safe, I will take off at least the 2nd half of 2012 and play around the world. If the world is going to end it is best to make the most of it!

Or just have an excuse to take a long sabbatical ;-)

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[MWCren]

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[jIgG]

This could be misinterpreted

What constitutes the end of the world? End as in THE end? Lights go off or something else? Theories about the Mayan calendar seem to be many and there were some hits

Just like the Bible - The Apocalypse was invented by the Catholic church in the old days about the end of the world to scare people. But when you look up the word - apocalypsis which is Greek and still in use today - it literary means "lifting of the veil" or the unveiling. There's even a Greek song by Elli Kokkinou - Apokalipsi

So change maybe? End? Nah

[collegeboyslive]

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[attis]

So what? The world was supposed to end a couple of times in the past two thousand years. I'll take any bet that we'll going to survive this upcoming end of the world as well. And if not... who cares?

Those are the name of fear: Death, Darkness, Sickness, Loneliness, War, Age, Nightmare. And a couple of hundred other names.
Lend me your hand, I'll lead you to the never ending vastness of the universe, somewhere, farther away than your thoughts could reach.
There, a star stops to shine, a galaxy doesn't exist anymore. Living beings cease to exist. The universe doesn't care, it doesn't even take notice.
Lend me your hand. I'll show you that fear has one name only: Tininess!
Try to understand, how immense tiny you are in a universe in which the end of a galaxy has no meaning at all.
You are so awfully small. If you really would grasp it, you'd have to stop breathing.
That's your fear: That you could grasp what you are, where you are and when you are.
Lend me your hand! I'll lead you away, far, far away, until the breath of fear touches you!

From the presentiments of the keloskian computer Dobrak.

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[chadknowslaw]

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