OK, so our former DVD manufacturer called me today about an "outstanding invoice."
"Long time no see," he said.. "it's been a while since we heard from you"
I'd had a bad day anyway.... so I let him have it.
"That's because you're a bunch of fucking morons, liars, incompetant idiots and illierate fuck-tards," I said. "If we were to still work with you, I'd quit. I'd rather spend twice as much on my DVDs than give you ass hats any business."
"I'm sorry to hear that.. what was the problem?"
"Well, let's start with your useless general manager who seems to take 5 hour lunches. I'd call about missing product at all times durring the day and be told he was gone for lunch. I'd get his voice mail.. leave him message after message on only occasionally get a call back, most of the time it was so he could lie to me about when I'd get my product.
"your graphics guy is so stupid it was like working with Miss Swan from MadTV. I had to spell my email address for him slowly for about 15 minutes and he STILL thought my email was gefum@fratman.com (it's Jasun@fratmEn.com). He's such a retard that it's an insult to retards. All the shit I had to go through with him and you guys STILL managed to fuck up the DVD faces of my product more than once."
"Then we can go to the duplication people who lost my product for 6 weeks, thus losing me a huge account. I'd call up just about every day and if I was lucky enough to get anyone on the phone you could tell they were more interested in watching the TV. "
"I got two shipments of product that looked like it was thrown on the floor, had a few people to the Twist on it and then put back in the cases."
"I got a run of DVDs that still had wet ink on them which fucked up the bottom of the DVD on top of it on the spindle."
"EVery time I'd call to ask how long my product was going to take, I'd get a different answer.... it's on the skid now, it's going done tomorrow, I think that's in mastering... often i'd get that run around for two weeks and then was told 'Oh.. we're still waiting for paperwork from you before we send that for duplication'. Often I had called you many times to make sure you had all the paperwork."
"Quite honestly, Id' sooner quit and go work as a bag boy for Pavilions than ever work with you assholes ever again."
DAMN that felt good.
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