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    I am straight, but my ass is gay jIgG's Avatar
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    Florida Prisoner Sentenced for Masturbating

    This just takes the cake

    Alexander, 20, was sitting on his bunk alone in his cell masturbating in November when a female deputy, monitoring his cell from a nearby control room, took offense.

    Although masturbation, a common jailhouse occurrence, violates most jail and prison rules, it doesn't often result in criminal charges. It is generally dealt with internally with a disciplinary write-up and temporary loss of phone or recreation privileges, Florida jail and prison officials said.

    And the dumb jurrors aren't much better either

    In reaching the guilty verdict, jurors found that an inmate's jail cell is ''a limited access public place'' where exposing oneself is against the law
    Love this part

    Twelve days after the cell incident, he pleaded guilty to the armed robbery and received a 10-year prison sentence.

    Broward taxpayers have been footing the bill — $91.29 a day — to keep Alexander in the main jail while the indecent exposure case has worked its way to a trial date. The grand total for Alexander's incarceration in that case is nearly $21,000. On top of that, the public will pay $1,150 for his attorney.
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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    Yeah Florida is so fucked up its not even funny

    You can kill a child and get 5 yrs.

    You can kill a dog and get 10.

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    How can you tell if your lover has done hard time?

    He can wank with either hand.

    Guess no one gave that boy a primer on jail manners. One always faces the wall when pulling the pud.

    What a waste of money.


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    didn't he have a "fifi"?? I thought all the guys in prison had "fifi's"?!?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazer View Post
    didn't he have a "fifi"?? I thought all the guys in prison had "fifi's"?!?!
    Nahh ..

    Prison is not jail. Now that he is sentenced, there's a good chance he'll spend from days to weeks a bus, being moved from holding cell to holding cell across the US. Shacked and sweating and bored to death. To me, it is the icing on the justic cake.

    Anyway .. men have to wank. If you don't use it, you loose it.


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    WHHAAAA?? wow you're right! I never realized there was a difference between jail and prison before. And I'm proud to say that I never had the opportunity to masturbate in them either :cheekymonkey:


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    for the Ft Lauderdale Masturbator



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