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    KMBucks
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    Islamic Republic Of Iran

    Now for the most idiotic question of the year:

    Does anyone know if bringing sex toys into this Islamic state is legal or illegal? Been doing some research, tried calling but it seems like information is not something you can easily get with a simple search.

    Kind regards,

    Keith


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    Life is a dick and when itīs get hard---just fuck it... DEVELISH's Avatar
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    Did you try calling the consulate genral yet?

    DEV...
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    Hi Dev,

    That is an EXCELLENT idea... I'll do that right away... I tried calling the customs office, the airport and many many phone numbers, but no-one answers the phone in that country

    Thanks Dev,

    K.


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    Ring... ring...

    "Iranian embassy good afternoon"

    " - Hey there, I'm calling to ask about if I can bring some sex toys with me to Iran on my holliday to your republic?"

    "Please wait while I direct your call."

    on hold music, islamic arabian music... very nice actually. A guy finally answers the phone.

    " - Hi, I have some questions regarding my travel to Iran next month."

    "Yes."

    " - My girlfriend asked me to bring some sex toys and a penis enlargement pump to her on my trip to Iran, is that ok?"

    "You will get in great deal of trouble if you bring such devices with you on your travels to the Islamic Republic of Iran my friend, now what is your full name again?"

    I HANGED UP

    I think I need to change my phone number, what do you think? :flogging:


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    Life is a dick and when itīs get hard---just fuck it... DEVELISH's Avatar
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    Well,... it was certainly nice of you to use this board - could you please send a postcard from Cuba whilst you are there? I heared they have a US Post office down there
    :-D


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    Just simple soft rags like Playboy or even MAXIM are not permitted in Islamic states.

    Fleece your luggage of any thing sexual, anything with visible skin, liquor, and notions of free or independent thought.
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    ImamsSexToys.com, hmmmm........
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadknowslaw View Post
    Fleece your luggage of any thing sexual, anything with visible skin, liquor, and notions of free or independent thought.
    HMMM...I guess that would rule out most of my bags...
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    If you are an adult webmaster or producer of adult content, I wouldn't advise you to go to Iran at all! Here's why:


    TEHRAN, Iran — A bill that would put producers to death for making obscene video content has been approved by Iranian parliament's culture committee, and is expected to be approved by parliament by "an ample majority."

    http://www.xbiz.com/news/22814


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    haha too funny. I'd forget about taking anything sexual (like chad mentioned) to Iran. Forget sex toys, even the THOUGHT of having sex could get you in prison over there


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    chelo - ACW
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    BTW, why did you choose to go to Iran for a holiday in the first place? :hmm:


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