So... is Superman Jerry Seinfeld's Boyfriend?

[Jasun]

I know they're trying to create a kind of best-buddy kind of thing here, but really. I think it looks more like Jerry and Cal-I are dating. Kind of hot, really.

[Kath]

We should ask the expert... oh Gary-Alaaaaan....?????

[Gary-Alan]

ROFLMAOPIP

Not on this one Kath... I read the Subject wrong and thought Jasun was talking about Jerry Springer. And I was scratching my head thinking 'Huh?'

LMAOPIP

Giggles,
GA

[Jasun]

Originally posted by Gary-Alan
I read the Subject wrong and thought Jasun was talking about Jerry Springer.

Um.. yeah... dating Jerry Springer would or sure, NOT be hot.

Now that "Steve" guy who works as the bouncer on the show...

Maybe him and Batman?

[Gary-Alan]

Well since I was weirded out by the whole Jerry Springer misunderstanding, I went and got myself a clue...

http://www.jerry.digisle.tv/room.html

These are funny.

GA

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Jasun
Um.. yeah... dating Jerry Springer would or sure, NOT be hot.

That's why "I was scratching my head thinking 'Huh?'"

I just couldn't make the connection from Jerry Springer to Hot. LMAO

[Jason]

interesting muse here jas. you don't mind if i call you jas do you? if you do...just take it out on my ass.

so i'm sitting here thinking about this jerry/superman thing and it occured to me that jerry MUST be a bottom. so, although superman could probably get into some serious ass play of his own (i mean, come on, look at those tights), he'd probably make a really great power top! as i'm pondering what it would like to get nailed by superman i stop to realize i need to slap myself in the face and get back to fucking work!

thanks for that momentary trip jas

[Xstr8guy]

Lol 123Jasun! That's funny, but I was thinking just the opposite. Superman is definately the bottom!

Although Jerry is very anal (in the different "retentative" kind of way), he obviously wears the pants in the relationship. Watch some of the old Seinfeld episodes... Jerry shows a nice package in those "too tight" Levis.

Besides, Superman likes Musicals... and aren't bottoms the only ones who like Showtunes?

[Jasun]

Exactly what I was thinking...about the musicals.

And the way that Jerry is constantly picking on Superman, and Superman just takes it and keep saying he's sorry.

They do make a cute couple, though.

[Jason]

whoa whoa whoa!

hold up...wait a minute...back that fuckin ass up. what's this cemented corelation between being submisive, and being the bottom, coming from you two experienced men???

sure, there are times when it's fun to be a submissive bottom...but you better bet your sweet ballz that i'm much more into being a dominant...agressive...dick-rydin...crop-weilding...hair-pulling...gimme-what-i-want-for-as-long-as-i-want-it bottom. mmm gotta love that.

hey don...i've already got the cigarette lit for ya :fracais:

[Xstr8guy]

123Jason... that is why I included the smilie in my post. I was just having a bit of fun with old stereotypes.

Having said that... I still think Superman is the bottom!

And what's with The Green Lantern calling Superman all of the time? He must be an old boyfriend and wants to get back with Superman.

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Xstr8guy

Besides, Superman likes Musicals... and aren't bottoms the only ones who like Showtunes?

Now here's where I give you MY version of...

'back that fuckin ass up!' :eek:

If you think there is a correlation to musicals and show tunes and being a bottom I'M GONNA GET BITCH SLAP the two of you! :wtf:

ROFLMAOPIP

I have watched musicals, been in musicals, directed musicals and even choreographed musicals... and I have never bottom to anyone.

So take that and stuff it in your butch pipe and smoke it! **snap**

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

See what you made me do? I had to defend my top'ness LMAOPIP

GA

[Jasun]

Ah... nothing like a bottomw scorned.


Funny though.. I hate musicals.


I'll leave it at that.

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Jasun
Ah... nothing like a bottomw scorned.


Funny though.. I hate musicals.


I'll leave it at that.

Bitch!

LMAO

[Jasun]

Originally posted by Gary-Alan
Bitch!

LMAO

yup.