My nookie days are over/My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal/Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord/From my trousers it would spring
But now I’ve got a full-time job/To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing/The way it would behave
For every single morning/It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches/It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head/And watch me tie my shoes.
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:pinkylove:Sex is like air, you don't notice you need it until you don't have any!:pinkylove:
Haha.. very nice!
That was funny! Though, a little discouraging for a younger guy like myself.
When comparing the size of his chopper
This farmer claimed he had a whopper
Till that sad fateful day
When out threshing his hay
Sure twas then that he did come a cropper
Viva Viagra
:yeah: nice one...
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Nice dude
Very good, I may have to borrow that *yoink*
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