Jail

[CuriousToyBoy]

How would you cope if sent to the big house?

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[Gary-Alan]

Dang it would only take 3 days foir me to become Bubba's Bitch.

But damn... my self worth just went to shit now that I know I'm worth 4 cartons of cigs and 3 porn mags UGH!

LMAOPIP

I don't know what's worse... the fact that this is online or the fact that I took the time to take the test HAHAHAHAHAHA

Gary-Alan

[Lee]

It would take me 22 days LOL

Regards,

Lee

[AusCoding Allan]

23 Days, 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!

[Bec]

2 days, 4 cartons of cigs and 3 porno mags ... now where's one for a women's prison?? LOL

[AusCoding Allan]

I thought it was interchangable

Cheers,

Allan

[Jasun]

Well, they say it would take me 25 days to become Bubba's bitch, but I'm pretty sure I could find a Boyfriend A LOT faster than that... or did I miss the point?

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Jasun
Well, they say it would take me 25 days to become Bubba's bitch, but I'm pretty sure I could find a Boyfriend A LOT faster than that... or did I miss the point?

Ha ha ha ha.

Nice one Jasun!

Unfortunately, in the big house, your boyfriend's pick you as a general rule.

But seeing your pic undoubtedly you would be snapped up early after much in-fighting amongst the resident "bull queers".



On a serious note for just a second, most cons who are incarcerated for any length of time in a high security type facility actually hate gays and they tend to be on the receiving end of some rather unspeakable non-sexual treatment.

Now that is wierd because they will fuck other guys senseless, by the dozen if they have enough clout, but they NEVER consider themselves to be gay in the process of doing so and will generally react violently to any assertion in that direction.

They are the worst homophobes.

Another gem from the ToyBoy annals of useless trivia.

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[BDBionic]

Originally posted by Gary-Alan
Dang it would only take 3 days foir me to become Bubba's Bitch.

Originally posted by Lee
It would take me 22 days LOL

Well... that answers a question about that relationship...

*runs and hides*

[TopBucks_Juan]

27 Days to become Bubba's Bitch., I am worth 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!

2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag?? WTF?!! I could get more selling myself on Santa Monica Blvd...

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by BDBionic
Well... that answers a question about that relationship...

*runs and hides*

Ha ha ha ha.

Nice pick up BD !

:bandana:

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by TopBucks_Juan
2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag?? WTF?!! I could get more selling myself on Santa Monica Blvd...

Heck... Bubba might get me faster but I'm worth a lot more than I thought!!!! LMAOPIP

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by BDBionic
Well... that answers a question about that relationship...

*runs and hides*

Don't run and hide, Bri... Cause I'll find you eventually LMAOPIP

Want to know something funny... I actually call Lee, Bubba ROFLMAOPIP

Giggles,
G

[HeatherF]

LMAO...........this is funny.....

It says I wouldn't last 5 minutes in jail....
And I'm worth a case of cigs and a stack of porno mags...

:bandana:

[iamkathi]

I guess growing up in a big family was practice...

73 days here... and Bubba is my brother.
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