You'll never eat fast food again! (Kind of gross)

[dirtygeek]

Ok I have no clue how real this story is, but freak'd me out a little so thought I'd share with my hommie's. :groovy:

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This girl was really in a hurry one day so she just stopped off at a Taco Bell and got a chicken soft taco and ate it on the way home. Well that night she noticed her jaw was kind of tight and swollen.

The next day it was a little worse so she went to her doctor. He said she was just having an allergic reaction to something and gave her some cream to rub on her jaw to help.

After a couple of days the swelling had just gotten worse and she could hardly move her jaw. She went back to her doctor to see what was wrong. Her doctor had no idea so he started to run some tests. They scrubbed out the inside of her mouth to get tissue samples and they also took some saliva samples. Well they found out what was wrong.

Apparently her chicken soft taco had a pregnant roach in it!!! The eggs then somehow got into her saliva glands and, well, she was incubating them. They had to remove a couple layers of her inner mouth to get all the eggs out. If they hadn't figured out what was going on the eggs would have hatched inside the lining of her mouth!!!

She's suing Taco Bell!"
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[Scorpio]

dude, i want you to delete my icq number right now, and also my email... you're too weird! LOL

Thanks babe, that was a disgusting story right before my lunch time LOL

[dirtygeek]

HA HA HA

[Hammer]

You can add this one to the old urban legends book.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.htm

[Lee]

Hmm im glad we had dinner BEFORE reading that LOL

Regards,

Lee

[Gary-Alan]

Well, Lee, taking the fast food joints out of our food chain just became MUCH easier!

<shiver>

GA

[Rainbo1956]

Hahahaha....that was too weird!

Personally, I don't beleive it. Gross yes, make ya wonder IF you should eat at fast food places, yes!

I live with an Italian who cooks like a dream (also, will NOT stand for me to eat at fast food places) But, I still love em anyway...naturally, I wont let him read this...

[dirtygeek]

I don't really eat at them. I don't eat meat and that's pretty much what they are all about. I mean, how many french fries and boxed salads can ya eat...?

[adonis69]

thank god there's no taco bell branch in this part of the world

[Hammer]

I'm guessing everyone missed the link I posted that explains that this story was a hoax?

[Jason]

no hammer...
sure, the story is gross...i heard it years ago...but it's always fun to resurect old UL's.

Kinda reminds me of another about a girl who wound up dead after some bad lobster. According to legend...she used a lobster tail as a dildo to masturbate with...holding a flame in front of it's face to make it flick it's tail wildly giving her an incredible orgasm. Some time later she felt ill and went to use the toilet. After spending more than several minutes on the toilet, she got up and looked in the bowl to see hundreds of organisms swiming in the toilet. Aparently the lobster had laid eggs inside her and they hatched. Well, at the sight she immediately and involuntarily evacuated her stomach and passed out, hitting her head on the toilet and killing her.

It's about as believable as the roach story...about as gross too. I kinda like urban legends but generally prefer those that are a little less disgusting.

[adonis69]

Originally posted by Hammer
I'm guessing everyone missed the link I posted that explains that this story was a hoax?

that's ok hammer, everybody wants a little sickening story once in a while. it help's bring in oxygen into the system. :goof: