Get to Know... Harlan!

[BDBionic]

one of the funnest people I've met in the industry so far so I'm lookin forward to this one

1. who's been sleeping in the wet spot as of late?
2. would you let Joe babysit your kids?
3. years and years down the line when we're both aged and old and in the event you pass on before me, will you leave me your shirts in the will? cuz you got some bad ass ones.

[Harlan]

Brian, Brian...

1. who's been sleeping in the wet spot as of late?
Well, since I don't even have a pet, that would leave only my right hand

2. would you let Joe babysit your kids?

Since I confiscated Joe's foreskin revitalization kit when he wasn't looking during the Phoenix Forum, I'd have no problem packing the kiddies off to Uncle Joey's for the weekend - assuming of course I someday I find someone willing to serve me up some eggs without a side a toast

3. years and years down the line when we're both aged and old and in the event you pass on before me, will you leave me your shirts in the will? cuz you got some bad ass ones. [/QUOTE]

You got it buddy...be happy to pass along the couture long as you promise to wear them with just some Tighty Whiteys and do a Risky Buisness style boogie on top of my coffin as they lower me into the ground!

[mansites-craig]

Harlan is great! So count me in on the roasting, I mean the fact finding

Questions:

1) How old were you when you "knew" you were gay! How long did it take you to act on it?

2) If we looked deeper into that famous closet of yours, what would make us laugh out load?

3) Who do you credit with getting you into the adult business. Was it by accident?

4) How many hours do put in a week online?

5) If you could own any piece of art, what would it be?

6) Which celebrity has the look that totally gets you?

I am trying to be nice for now, no promises later

[Jasun]

What's the biggest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

How many people have you been naked with at the same time?

If you were a horn, what kind of noises would you make if I blew you?

What three songs define you as a person?

Have you seen Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban yet?

Spit or Swallow?

Turtleneck or Helmet?

[shelmal]

Ok Harlan is one of my all time favorites. Great guy so let me add to this....

1 Elaine Strich or Bernadette Peters.

2 Ok which of those hot str8 guys on your sites did you fantasize about the most after they leftOr even better who didn't leave after the pics were taken.

3 Purim or Hanukkah..(sorry I had too )

[Gary-Alan]

I'm going to add more questions in a bit, but these are three question you asked of me, Harlan. I loved answering them and would love to hear your response.

Icons: Judy, Liza, Bette, Babs or Ms. Ross?

If you could see one disease irradicated from the face of the planet the way small pox was, what whould that be?

If you had to list your bio with not words but 5 song titles, which 5 songs would best convey who you are?

I'll be back with more of my own

My best,
Gary-Alan

[Harlan]

[QUOTE]
Señor Tant....Question worthy of Ed Bradley...
Questions:
1) How old were you when you "knew" you were gay! How long did it take you to act on it?
There were signs I repressed and ignored all through growing up until I was off at college when fell in love for the first time and it was so powerful, beging gay was something that was impossible to repress or deny any longer. While I had been fantasizing for years about sex with men, it wasn't until then I learned about the emotional aspect of love and that's what made you gay...not who you fuck...but who you love. So once I swallowed that pill...it took about three weeks until I swallowed something else

2) If we looked deeper into that famous closet of yours, what would make us laugh out load?
Amongst the satorial splendor, while I don't know iif it would produce a belly laugh but I think the fact I have a real California Angels Baseball jersey (both for the angel and the athletic nature of it) might produce a chuckle from the peanut gallery. Likewise not good for a belly laugh but maybe a "owwwww" or two, I have my
baby blankie hanging in there too

3) Who do you credit with getting you into the adult business. Was it by accident?
Was sort of by accident really. After the dot-com bubble burst,
I knew I didn't want to go back to a regular job. I surtfed a lot of porn and thought, I can do better. So I guess the credit goes to my father for inheriting his accelerated hormones (relax everyone,,,I just assuming that came from him) and all of the producers of lame websites that inspred me to do better
4) How many hours do put in a week online?
Ummm....I'd say about 60 at the computer. I wouldn't be surpirsed if it was more sometimes but I can admit that even to myself

5) If you could own any piece of art, what would it be?
One of the Chagall Windows

6) Which celebrity has the look that totally gets you?

Alec Baldwin, Ed Harris, Ben Affleck

[Harlan]

Originally posted by Jasun
What's the biggest thing you've ever had in your mouth?
Had a realtionship in NYC with a Greek guy named Mikas. Handsome, funny, hairy like bear and hung like a whole stable of horses. His cock cast a shadow like the Washington Monument in the morning sun and quite tasty too. I still love Greek food but never saw a pieve of Baklavah that long or fat again

How many people have you been naked with at the same time?
Not counting a locker room, that would be 6 not including me

If you were a horn, what kind of noises would you make if I blew you?
I would peal in delight and be a french horn cause you have to kiss the conductor before you play with his brass

What three songs define you as a person?
Before the Parade Passes By (Hello Dolly)
Tradition (Fiddler on the Roof)
Imagine (John Lenon)


Have you seen Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban yet?
Have read it twice and seen it once. I liked the vision take in this installment very much

Spit or Swallow?
Once it's safe, swallow but until then....on me, not in me


Turtleneck or Helmet?
It's a helmet being a Jewish Boy and turst me, that's one begonia thats never grows back next spring

[RainGurl]

what did you do before you got into adult?

Was PrideBucks your first venture?


Have you had 'industry sex'?


Are you lying??


If you were a lesbian, would you be butch or femme?


How do you defy the gay sterotype?

have you ever had sex with a vaccuum?


more to come...

[djdez]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Harlan

6) Which celebrity has the look that totally gets you?

Alec Baldwin, Ed Harris, Ben Affleck

Wow. Ben Affleck. I would have never guessed that one. the other two i could definitely see.

[Harlan]

Originally posted by djdez
Wow. Ben Affleck. I would have never guessed that one. the other two i could definitely see.

He's got those classic handsome leading man kind of looks and in common with Alec and Ed...he also has a hairy chest so I will overlook the fact he's a little young for me but we can do the
May-December romance in reverse: if he's bringing the sugar, I'll be the daddy. Come to think of it, after the voluptous heiny of JoLo, I think he'll find being a bottom boy a nice change of pace

[Harlan]

Originally posted by shelmal
Ok Harlan is one of my all time favorites. Great guy so let me add to this....
Likewise Buddy - you're one the best![/B]

1 Elaine Strich or Bernadette Peters.
Bernadette has her moments but I love Elaine Strich's moxie. She's one of the last of the real "broads" a the definition of the noun where for Ms. Peters, while plucky - she frankly been mis-cast a few time to often to use "broad" as anything but an adjective to describe her hips and the range of characters she *thinks* she can recreate (Saucer of milk, Harlan? MeoooooooW)

2 Ok which of those hot str8 guys on your sites did you fantasize about the most after they leftOr even better who didn't leave after the pics were taken.
He's so not my type but the one that got me all hot and bothered was John. He was such a genuinely sweet soul that that made his very considerable external charms impossible to resist. As for who might not have left after the pictures were taken, well, I'm not one to get sucked and tell so afraid we'll have to keep ya guessing on that one!

3 Purim or Hanukkah..(sorry I had too )
That would be Purim. Growing up my family was quite active in
the synagogue and we would all dress up for the costume parade and later work in the Purim Carnival. With delight, my neice and nephew along with my brother and his family do the same in their shul

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Harlan
Come to think of it, after the voluptous heiny of JoLo, I think he'll find being a bottom boy a nice change of pace

I just spit coffee on my keyboard! that was just too funny!

Hugs,
GA

[Harlan]

Originally posted by Gary-Alan
I'm going to add more questions in a bit, but these are three question you asked of me, Harlan. I loved answering them and would love to hear your response.
Thanks, Gary. What's good for the goose is goog for the gander after all so, here goes:


Icons: Judy, Liza, Bette, Babs or Ms. Ross?
Boy is this a tough one but since I can only chose one, I have to say Babs by a nose

If you could see one disease irradicated from the face of the planet the way small pox was, what whould that be?
Wow, I really socked it you you GA - this is another toughie.
Perhaps not thought as a disease per say, but I would say famine.
I think the roots of many conflicts start when people are unable to sustain the basic needs. of life


If you had to list your bio with not words but 5 song titles, which 5 songs would best convey who you are?

Jasun asked me to name three and I delighted to add a couple more

Before the Parade Passes By (Hello Dolly)
Tradition (Fiddler on the Roof)
Imagine (John Lenon)
A Little More Mascara (La Cage Au Foilles)
My Man (Funny Girl)

Jeez - look at that list...did I just replace Elton John as the Gayst Man on the planet?

My best,
Gary-Alan

I'll be back with more of my own

Thanks Gary-Alan...we'll see what you and Lee cook up on your own now

[Gary-Alan]

Ok here are some more for me


If you could be any one who would it be? (live or dead, famous or family – your choice)

What one thing makes you so mad that you could scream?

What one thing makes you happiest?

Using the age-old formula, the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on… what is your Porn Star Name?

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Which is the most important ‘gay issue’ for you?

If you could go back in time and meet your younger self, and give him one piece of advice what would it be? And at what age would you choose the young Harlan be?


I love these threads!

GA