William Shakespeare

[Chris Alan]

I thought this may be fun. Lets see how many insults, phrases, or innuendoes we can come up with, Shakespearean style.

I'll start.

Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee.

[BDBionic]

Wouldest thou protest, if I exhausted my innards upon thine odieous face?

[BDBionic]

Thou art one among the precious few favoring bedding with thine own mother in so lewd and obscene manners.


not quite sure if any of these would settle in to a sonnet, tho :eek:

[Chris Alan]

O! Sitteth thou upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.

[Jasun]

Out, damn trick.

[Jason]

Originally posted by Jasun
Out, damn trick.

HAHA!!!

[Jason]

from "Love's Labour Lost"

MOTH As swift as lead, sir.


DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO The meaning, pretty ingenious?
Is not lead a metal heavy, dull, and slow?

[Chris Alan]

from 'Hamlet"


but to live
In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love
Over the nasty sty,--

[pornJester]

I bite my thumb at thou! Wretched beast.

:grin:

[desslock]

What's in a cum facial?

that which we call a copious orgasm
By any other name would smell as sweet


Steve

[desslock]

OK one more - this is from King Lear

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a humongous cock!

(I iv 285-286)

(The king was complaining about his bitchy daughters)

[Ounique]

Full fathom five
They father lies
Those were pearls that were his eyes
Of his bones were coral made...

OUCH!


hee hee :grin:

[basschick]

*LOL*

Originally posted by Jasun
Out, damn trick.

[Chris Alan]

For what is wedlock forced but a hell,
An age of discord and continual strife?
Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss,
And is a pattern of celestial peace.

[Bec]

Is that a dildo I see before me
Handle toward my hand
Let me clutch thee