5 Reasons

[Bec]

5 reasons NOT to be a penis:

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an asshole.

And a personal favorite.....

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and faint.

[Scorpio]

I always knew you were a bad girl!!
That was funny :grin:

[Bell]

that was SO funny...

I knew you wouldn't mind - so I snagged it for my Blog
and put it here - just now...
http://www.pleasure-playground.com/Blog/blogger.html


I hope it has the same effect on others that it did on me...
LOL....

then I could gloat on the number of undies I was able
to cause a "wettening to" today...

(Bell - Goddess of Wettness)


LOL...

~Bell

[Lee]

Haha good one Bec thanks for sharing made me laugh

Regards,

Lee

[pornJester]

, good one. I like #3

[Rainbo1956]

LOL...Bec!
That was great, may I barrow it? hehe

[iggysick]

My neighbors are nuts! Is that mean that I am dick?!? :crybaby:

[Bec]

Originally posted by Rainbo1956
LOL...Bec!
That was great, may I barrow it? hehe

LOL sure -- someone sent it to me in an email, so no clue where it originated.

[TheLegacy]

you forgot that every calls you "dickhead"

[Jasun]

Originally posted by Bec
[B1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head. [/B]

Hey Wait... now I understand why everybody calls me a "Dick".

[Tala]

[Chris Alan]

Too funny. I like #4

[RainGurl]

good one bec. think i'll skip the "grandma forward" on this one though...

[pornwatcher]

Good one I like #3 myself.

[Dzinerbear]

You forgot number 6:

Sometimes you get forced into this dark and wet cave and every time you try to get back out, you just get pushed back in.

Can you tell I don't feel like doing any more work?


Dzinerbear