5 reasons NOT to be a penis:
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And a personal favorite.....
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and faint.
5 reasons NOT to be a penis:
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And a personal favorite.....
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and faint.
I always knew you were a bad girl!!
That was funny :grin:
that was SO funny...
I knew you wouldn't mind - so I snagged it for my Blog
and put it here - just now...
http://www.pleasure-playground.com/Blog/blogger.html
I hope it has the same effect on others that it did on me...
LOL....
then I could gloat on the number of undies I was able
to cause a "wettening to" today...
(Bell - Goddess of Wettness)
LOL...
~Bell
Haha good one Bec thanks for sharing made me laugh
Regards,
Lee
, good one. I like #3
LOL...Bec!
That was great, may I barrow it? hehe
My neighbors are nuts! Is that mean that I am dick?!? :crybaby:
LOL sure -- someone sent it to me in an email, so no clue where it originated.Originally posted by Rainbo1956
LOL...Bec!
That was great, may I barrow it? hehe
you forgot that every calls you "dickhead"
Hey Wait... now I understand why everybody calls me a "Dick".Originally posted by Bec
[B1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head. [/B]
Too funny. I like #4
good one bec. think i'll skip the "grandma forward" on this one though...
Good one I like #3 myself.
You forgot number 6:
Sometimes you get forced into this dark and wet cave and every time you try to get back out, you just get pushed back in.
Can you tell I don't feel like doing any more work?
Dzinerbear
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