Originally posted by Chris Alan
[B]Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.
I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Who am I kidding? You would.
You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
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