Luke + Allan A Couple Of Jokes For You

[Lee]

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.

So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his cock and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

Regards,

Lee

[Lee]

This ones a little riske but it made me laugh so im posting it anyway LOL

Two guys Karl and Greg are going at it quite passionately.

After they finish, Karl turns to Greg and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything."

So his Greg puts his finger in Karls butt and feels around. "I don't feel anything", he says.

"No deeper...I'm sure I feel something" Says Karl.

So Greg puts his hand in and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" he says.

"No really", Karl says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So Greg puts his whole arm in and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something," says Greg. "Well take it out," says Karl.

Greg pulls his hand out, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex.

Karl then starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

As i said a little riske

Regards,

Lee

[MacDaddy]

it's too bad the watch wasn't a Timex, then you could say all he got for his birthday was a shitty watch.

[AusCoding Allan]

OK OK point taken, maybe some Americans have a sense of humour

Cheers,

Allan

[Chilihost]

ha ha ha....the first one is funny!

cheers,
Luke