Off Topic A Bit...

**maxx68** · 09-09-2011, 09:12 AM

Hello,

I have a question for all of my learned colleagues, but first some background information is required…

I made a decision 10 years ago to forgo sexual relations with other men. Being that I am a 10th level practitioner of the dark art of self-pleasure (at least twice daily - practice makes perfect) and often use images of pornography or fantasies consisting of the most virile of men engaging in some of the most naughty of sexcapades, I offer the following question:

If I do not engage in any sexual activity with another man, am I still gay?

I ask this because I was recently told I wasn’t gay do to the lack of sexual contact. I of course scoff at such a horrifying notion. To further my cause and offer a bit of irrefutable proof, I presented the obviously sexually stunted individual my “Gay Club” card.

I also explained that one is born gay and that this delightful gift was bestowed upon a fortunate few by the Goddess herself and it wasn’t to be squandered or abuse - the gift not ourselves.

And let me ask this following the line of reasoning my somewhat dimwitted friend used…if a straight man forgoes sexual contact with a woman, does that mean he not heterosexual?

You opinions are greatly appreciated.

Thanks - Jay

**HunkyLuke** · 09-09-2011, 11:41 AM

IMHO, whether or not you are actively having sex does NOT determine your sexual preference.

**x0pa** · 09-09-2011, 01:22 PM

rof

if jerk it to gay men ur pretty gay

**lisa** · 09-09-2011, 02:27 PM

Relax, you're Gay!

**pocoloco** · 09-09-2011, 02:50 PM

Don't worry... you're still a member of the gang

**x0pa** · 09-09-2011, 05:14 PM

according to mawh records you recruit one more gay and you get your crockpot :033102kiss_1_prv:

**PFLJayden** · 09-10-2011, 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by lisa

Relax, you're Gay!

LOL! :img56:

This might come across stupid. My step-brother asked the same thing. In his question he said, "If I see an attractive guy and I jack it thinking about him, am I gay?" Well... I'm gay, if I see a girl who's hot does that make me straight? Such as Lisa... (We know each other :beauty: ) If I see Lisa walking down the street, I'm a gay man and I think "Damn, she's hot, I wanna bone her." That doesn't make me straight.

Being gay is a sexually emotional process. I have sex with guys. I am gay. If you have / had sex with other guys, did you enjoy it? Then there's your sexuality preference. I think.

And if you are gay, bi, or straight. Who cares what your sexuality preference is? The only person who should care is you. If your worried that other people won't like you because your gay, straight, or bi... who cares! It's all about YOU!

**maxx68** · 09-10-2011, 02:31 PM

First...sweeties I know I'm gay! I just couldn't believe the conversation! I had to share it with all of you wonderful people.

I will say one thing, though...I was surprised nobody threatened to take away my "Gay Union" card for going without the dickly! LOL!

**x0pa** · 09-10-2011, 02:34 PM

We're not that kind of ppl

**PFLJayden** · 09-10-2011, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by maxx68

I was surprised nobody threatened to take away my "Gay Union" card for going without the dickly! LOL!

Remember the movie Too Wong Foo? Where Chi Chi is stripped of her princess points? Well... I hereby take away all of your gay points! :cloud: POOF! Your no longer gay! Now go get laid! For each penis you get, you will earn one point back. Once you reach 500 points, your gay again.

:smoke: LOL! Who loves ya daddy!

**nickbaer** · 09-11-2011, 04:07 AM

It isn't about who you have sex with, it's about who you love.

**maxx68** · 09-16-2011, 11:03 AM

Ya'll are a hot mess! LOL!

My neighbor apparently had a little chat with his daughter (he didn't into specifics, but it seems she's a big ol' fag-hag and got real pissed at him for what he said/thought. She gave him a real education and he even apologized to me.

I told him not to worry about it. I feel truly blessed by Mother that I was born gay and have NEVER had any regrets.

I do, however, pity the dude I get into the sack if I ever choose to go on the prowl. Picture a starving lion...prowling it's unsuspecting prey...moving closer, closer and then pounce! The slurping sounds alone will be enough to scare the shit out of anyone!