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    5 Worst Christmas Gifts

    I read a funny article today outlining the 5 worst Christmas gifts. The list included:
    * clothes: the most returned gift item every year
    * shoes: near impossible to get the right size & fit, let alone style
    * movies: surprisingly, one of the top 3 returned gifts too
    * housewares: no one wants a new toaster
    * "gender inappropriate" gifts: like giving your spouse anything that has any chance of demeaning or stereotyping him or her...yes, once again, skip the toaster!

    I think my worst Christmas gift was a Christmas movie, I forget what the title was, but it was a German Christmas classic....the only problem, I don't speak German! It did have subtitles but who wants to read a Christmas movie after Christmas is over.

    What about you? What was your worst ever Christmas gift?
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    Fruitcake , Hickory Farm Cheese/Sausage gift packs , or any article of Clothing. ( most people can't guess my color/style so it's kind of a waste. )

    as much as I hate giving/recieving Gift Cards it's pretty much the best present , of course hiring an escort for someone overnight/weekend is not bad either.

    - jim "tabletop escort" recieving & distribution support ... who needs a man tonight?

    p.s - Happy Holiday's Everyone!


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    Quote Originally Posted by HunkMoneyLuke View Post
    I read a funny article today outlining the 5 worst Christmas gifts. The list included:
    * clothes: the most returned gift item every year
    * shoes: near impossible to get the right size & fit, let alone style
    * movies: surprisingly, one of the top 3 returned gifts too
    * housewares: no one wants a new toaster
    * "gender inappropriate" gifts: like giving your spouse anything that has any chance of demeaning or stereotyping him or her...yes, once again, skip the toaster!

    I think my worst Christmas gift was a Christmas movie, I forget what the title was, but it was a German Christmas classic....the only problem, I don't speak German! It did have subtitles but who wants to read a Christmas movie after Christmas is over.

    What about you? What was your worst ever Christmas gift?
    Sorry for that...
    When I was 20, I've received from the parents ' bread and paste for my birthday. Nothing more .... And that was the last gift I got from my parents.
    2 years ago my mother stole me 80,000 crowns ($ 4,000)...etc..
    I don't like Christmas. I'm 23 years old and I'm always alone home last 5 years...


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    oh, poor you, Quasimodo88!!! Maybe this year you can start a new tradition with Christmas to make it special for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunkMoneyLuke View Post
    oh, poor you, Quasimodo88!!! Maybe this year you can start a new tradition with Christmas to make it special for you?
    Yeah... Maybe next time ... :-))


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    One year i got my sister the clapper and the chia pet and whatever else is the other one they have on tv as a joke it was pretty funny


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    Haha, too funny! The malls here have these shops called "As Seen On TV", they sell all those funky products. I may have to drop in to pick up a few funny gifts. :wife:
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