A guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender, "Got any specials today?"

The bartender replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink that was invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff vodka."

The guy asks, "Geez, what kind of drink is that?"

The bartender responds, "We call it a Pabst Smir."