An airplane was about to crash...............

[Macho 411]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only
4 parachutes.




The first passenger said,

"I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. T
he Lakers need me, I can't afford to die."

So he took the first pack and left the plane.



The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said,

"I am the wife of the former US President, a Senator from New York and a

potential future president And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die."

She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.



The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America". I am also my party's nominee
for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George! W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute"

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

[Jasun]

As if Dubya would ever do anthing for anyone that didn't serve himself a little bit more.

vaguely funny joke, but The "president" would sell his own mother to a glue factory for 50 cents.

Actaully, I'd sell her for 25, so he loves her twice as much as me.

:jasun: