Jokes of the Day for 10/20/04

[Chipmunk]

Jokes courtesy of www.laughline.com

Enjoy...
-=Chipmunk=--


TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:

10.I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

3 Moles in a Bar
Three moles walk into a bar single file. Upon standing in the doorway, the first mole says "I smell beer." The second mole says "I smell liquor." The third mole says "I smell mole-asses."

[Gary-Alan]

LMAOPIP

With the exception of #4 and #7, I've used most of those as pick up lines when I worked in NY!!!

And they worked!

Giggles..
Gary-Alan

[basschick]

****ROTFLMAO****

5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!