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[Lee]

Beat that

That was from my first week in the industry too im such a playa :biker:

Regards,

Lee

[JustMe]

Greetings:

Blah, my very first adult site has only been live 25 minutes, and I've already earned over 10x that much, sold my site, and retired.

:signhere:

[dirtygeek]

lee

[Harlan]

Almost as good as me, Lee...I became a millionaire after my first sign-up:


They don't call it PrideBUCK$ for nuttin', honey!

[Lee]

Originally posted by Harlan
Almost as good as me, Lee...I became a millionaire after my first sign-up:


They don't call it PrideBUCK$ for nuttin', honey!

Playa in da house

Regards,

Lee

[Jasun]

So I'm taking it none of you believe that I was on welfare and illiterate last week, and this week, I bought a mansion, a car, and island and your mother?

well... fuck you then..

HAHAHAH

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Harlan
Almost as good as me, Lee...I became a millionaire after my first sign-up:


They don't call it PrideBUCK$ for nuttin', honey!

OOO Baby!

I'll divorce Lee and come live with you!

Can we say... "5 Karats to start!" LOL

Gary-Alan

[cj.]

lmao

my fake stats aren't even that impressive
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[Xstr8guy]

Originally posted by Harlan
Almost as good as me, Lee...I became a millionaire after my first sign-up:


They don't call it PrideBUCK$ for nuttin', honey!

That must have been during your million dollars per sign-up promotion... I paid for the top spot on The Hun for that week and I made over $12,000,000,000... but then I invested it in Ibill stock and lost it all. :bomb:

[Harlan]

Originally posted by Xstr8guy
That must have been during your million dollars per sign-up promotion... I paid for the top spot on The Hun for that week and I made over $12,000,000,000... but then I invested it in Ibill stock and lost it all. :bomb:

Least you didn't sell you InClone Stock like the Domestic Diva...better to clean up a mess then the mess hall!

[Harlan]

Originally posted by Gary-Alan
OOO Baby!

I'll divorce Lee and come live with you!

Can we say... "5 Karats to start!" LOL

Gary-Alan

Gary-Alan...

I'm seeing a 5.5 karat, emerald cut flawless blue stone, flanked by a starburst double ring guard with resplendent with solid banks of faceted Marquise cut stones, of course, all bezel set in a platinum Tiffany setting...unless of course you think the shape of the stones on ring guard will chafe your balls. Wait...you weren't talking about a cock ring...OOPS! In that case, how about I take Lee jewelry shopping when we're in Vegas and he can get something suitable for your dainty hand since I don't mind being a ball buster, but I’m not a home wrecker!

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Harlan
Gary-Alan...

I'm seeing a 5.5 karat, emerald cut flawless blue stone, flanked by a starburst double ring guard with resplendent with solid banks of faceted Marquise cut stones, of course, all bezel set in a platinum Tiffany setting...unless of course you think the shape of the stones on ring guard will chafe your balls. Wait...you weren't talking about a cock ring...OOPS! In that case, how about I take Lee jewelry shopping when we're in Vegas and he can get something suitable for your dainty hand since I don't mind being a ball buster, but I’m not a home wrecker!

LMAOPIP You totally had me intrigued with your design description, and then WHAM I fell in!

That was just too funny!

Thanks for the morning laugh, Harlan.


Gary-Alan

[DigitalJay]

Aww, i thought this thread was gonna be something like:

DigitalJay:
18 and wild, but wickidly smart
6'
185 lbs of rock-hard muscle
Thick black hair, piercing blue eyes
9.5" Uncut meat slab
All top
Very wealthy
Loves travelling and short plump bald men with a nice smile (wait...that part IS true )