Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

[dirtygeek]

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

AND the #1 reason:
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

[tammie]

That's excellent!...unfortunately it can be true hehehe...by the way, hi! I'm new here...if you can tell me please what do u think about this site, I'll appreciate it...Thanks!

[JustMe]

Greetings:

Originally posted by andymike

AND the #1 reason:
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

I know a lot of gay men that must get trick-or-treating confused with sex then, because, well, ya.....

[JustMe]

Greetings:

Originally posted by tammie
I'm new here...if you can tell me please what do u think about this site, I'll appreciate it...Thanks!

I think you need to find a new banner to spam this site with. That one's just way too small and unobtrusive......

[Bruce]

thats good how do guys come up whit stuff like this good one
bruce. i love trick or treat and candy.