A New United States Map

[Lee]

Hehe.

Regards,

Lee

[Dzinerbear]

hahaha ... isn't this the truth.

[dirtygeek]

haha you seriously need help

[Darren Austin]

oh dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[undermyspell]

Darren.. you have got to trademark that saying. It's too cute..

[Darren Austin]

trade mark what saying ?

Oh dear?
Boo?
Be good 2 you?

Or my GAYNESS

[undermyspell]

I was referring to oh dear.. if Paris Hilton can trademark too hot then you should certainly be able to trademark oh dear.. :wtf:

[Chris Alan]

I see no humor in that Lee. Bad form.

CA

[Jasun]

It's funny.. the general consensus up here is that if they wanna escape the tyrany of the present administration, we'd be happy to let them join us...

But they have to agree to become Canadian.. New Yorkers will have to learn to be just a bit more irritatingly polite and Californians will have to stop wearing touques unless they're up in the mountains where there actually is snow.

People from Maine can stay just like they are, since we find them just as incomprehensible as those from New Brunswick, and people from Washington will have to change the name of their province. Maybe something like Laurier or Mulroney.. we haven't decided yet.

Minisota and Indiana will have to understand that they're going to become the New Cottage Country for people from Ontario and Manitoba, and people in Michigan will have to agree that they DO look like a mitten and it IS funny.

All new Canadians will have to learn that the CN tower actually IS the tallest building in North America... and has been since the 70s. Canadian Football is smaller, but the guys have better butts. Baseball isn't as good as hockey, but the guys too, have nicer butts.

Oh.. and you'll all have to learn the metric system.. We did it, so can you.. besides.. you're Democrats, and therefore better educated, so it should be a cinch. Be happy we're not asking you to learn the second verse of O Canada (We don't know it either).

The Beaver is a Noble animal, A Chesterfield is a couch, and it's pronounced "Zed".. not "Zee".. "Zed".

Enjoy your superior health care, your higher standard of living, and although your taxes are higher, it's the price you pay for understanding the in-jokes about Two-Fours and the Bido.

Welcome to Canada. You may now start to complain about the weather, the Leafs first string and be careful of the beer.. it tastes like that because we don't water it down for wussies, and it's twice as strong as the swill you're used to drinking. Have a donut.

[Ounique]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Dzinerbear]

And don't forget, Jasun, you have to start your day at a Tim Horton's for coffee, unless you're gay, then you're allowed to stop at the Second Cup or Starbucks for your morning latte.

Cheers
Dzinerbear