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    I Pause for Christmas...

    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
    produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
    feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming
    to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
    three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and
    were out, heaven knows where.
    More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the
    boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the
    toys.
    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup
    shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves
    had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.
    In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke
    into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to
    get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the
    broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa
    trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel
    with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully,
    "Merry
    Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for
    you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on
    top of the Christmas tree.


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    Haha cute :thumbsup:

    Regards,

    Lee


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    rubikkx
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    thats a tradition:gaydays:


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    Chris Alan
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    ...that was cute


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