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    Alabama Vasectomy

    After having their 11 child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his Vetenarian and told him that He and His Cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

    The Doctor told Him that there was a procedure called a Vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was very expensive.

    " A less costly alternative," said the doctor, " is to go home , get a cherry Bomb, ( fireworks are legal in Alabama ) " Light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
    your Ear and count to 10."

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, " I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can, then hold it near my Ear is going to help Me.

    " trust Me ," said the Doctor. So the Man went home, Lit a Cherry Bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can next to his Ear and Began to Count. " 1 " " 2 " " 3 " " 4 " " 5 " At which point he paused, Placed the beer can between his legs and resume counting
    on his other hand,

    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi and West Virginia.
    You'll get more with a kind word and a 2 by 4 then you'll get with just a kind word.



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    Jasun
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    HAHAHAHA

    although considering how the chitlins breed like rabbits.. it doens't work well enough.


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