So, my mom said she sent me a present today. The only clues she will give me is "You cant eat, drink or wear it, and It is big and hard."
Anyone have an idea about what it could be?
So, my mom said she sent me a present today. The only clues she will give me is "You cant eat, drink or wear it, and It is big and hard."
Anyone have an idea about what it could be?
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Your mom is your pimp now?
Regards,
Lee
haha honestly, the first thing i thought was a dildo. But then she said it was something that she doesn't have, so there went that idea. (hope i didn't give her any ideas for my birthday)
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wow, so you know your mom has a dildo? did you find it in her dresser when you were 11 and embark a lifetime of anal pleasure? i wish my mom had had a dildo; i didn't even think of anal sex until i was in college. :-(
maybe she sent you a dyna douche?
hahaha omg no....
When I asked her if it was a dildo, her reply was something she didn't have. So she did not say yes or no... Just that it was something she didn't have.
All jokes aside, I have a great mom. Goes to gay bars with me, talks about man troubles, trys to set me up with guys she meets.
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can't drink... can't eat... can't wear... big and hard...
... fruitcake?
I just figured out what it is :thumbsup:
You live in LA right?
Its a security device, a.k.a a baseball bat :thumbsup:
Regards,
Lee
you guys crack me up. The only thing I could think of was one of those Sharper Image massager things, but it that big, long, and hard?
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Could be Don Rumsfeld's ego.Originally posted by andymike
wait, i thought she said it wasn't a dildo? ever seen 'Batter Up' from Hot House? :fire:Originally posted by Lee
Its a baseball bat :thumbsup:
Regards,
Lee
never seen it but... if it's anything like the visual running through my head right now i may just go out and get it.Originally posted by DrewG
wait, i thought she said it wasn't a dildo? ever seen 'Batter Up' from Hot House? :fire:
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