My next victim
Let's see what we can all find out about the biker Canadian with the cluttered work space
:fracais:
My next victim
Let's see what we can all find out about the biker Canadian with the cluttered work space
:fracais:
Ok Jasun,
I'm getting in first this time.
If you were a plant what would you be?
Cheers,
Allan
My question-
We all know Jasun loves bikes and ridin.
I've contemplating getting one myself for awhile now. The few times I've ridden I've enjoyed it greatly. 1 reason I don't is the parking situation where I live. There are several people on my block who park their bikes outside on the curb overnight but I'd never be able to do that. Just seems too... exposed.
But anyways!! My question comes from the fact that I'm a firm believer in everyone on the freeway and roadway being a fuckin' idiot but me.
How do you manage to reconcile the fact that you're so exposed and vulnerable to jackasses who don't check their blindspots, change lanes suddenly and without signaling, tailgate, and barely notice other cars much less motorcycles?
8)
Illegal in the US. But acceptable for Medical Use in some Canadian Provinces and available in coffee shops in Holland.Originally posted by ozmalegalleries
If you were a plant what would you be?
I just assume that everybody on the road but me is a complete idiot with tunnel vision and a high blood alcohol. I'm usually right.Originally posted by BDBionic
How do you manage to reconcile the fact that you're so exposed and vulnerable to jackasses who don't check their blindspots, change lanes suddenly and without signaling, tailgate, and barely notice other cars much less motorcycles?
8)
Stay away from Trucks, stay away from clusters of cars that leave you nowhere to go if somebody happens to pull out in front of you or open the door of their car while barreling down the highway (!). Be aggressive on the road, and give yourself as much room as a car would need. Stay in the middle of the lane, or some idiot is gonna try to share it with you.
And make sure your horn is loud and in working order.
when it comes to Leaf hockey - what kind of athletic supporter are you?
Your favorite ice cream?
You like ---
thai food ?
long walks on the beach ?
romantic cuddling making pop corn on the stove ?
doing some serious sweaty snuggle bunnies ?
Foreplay includes which of the following items: KYJelly, Oven Mitts, Spatchula or a Shop Vac?
when it comes to Leaf hockey - what kind of athletic supporter are you?
I've been really bad this year.. I think I've caught like 4 games all season, and I didn't even turn the TV on on Tuesday. But now that the playoffs are getting better, I'll watch more.
Your favorite ice cream?
Black Coffee. I've only been able to find it a couple of times. No sugar, no other flavours, and it's extremely strong and bitter. A reoccuring theme with me, actually.
You like ---
thai food ?
OH yeah. I have it at least once a week.
long walks on the beach ? Not so much anymore, but when I was a teenager, I used to go to this extremely remote and deserted beach on the North Shore of Prince Edward Island where I could walk for about 10 miles on not see anybody. I'd bring my walkman and just walk down and listen to music for hours.
romantic cuddling making pop corn on the stove ? I will admit to liking the odd cuddle, although I don't get them very often. Not too much of a romantic guy, though... and it's not a lack of trying. And I burn water when attempting to cook, so I can imagine what pop corn would turn out like... not pretty.
doing some serious sweaty snuggle bunnies ? depends on how drunk I've been able to get.
Foreplay includes which of the following items: KYJelly, Oven Mitts, Spatchula or a Shop Vac? See the answer to the previous question.
Ok my turn
Your persona is this ‘rough and tumble’ biker who likes bitter coffee ice cream. What makes your heart melt?
What advice would you give to this chicken shit, who has been putting off getting a tattoo for 15 some years, but I know want one?
If you could ask one specific question of any member of your family, dead or alive, who would it be and what would the question be?
Will you and 123Jason ever hook up?
Hugs,
GA
Your persona is this ‘rough and tumble’ biker who likes bitter coffee ice cream. What makes your heart melt?
Puppies. I went to a pet store once after my last dog had died just to look at the puppies to try to cheer myself up. One of the dogs came bounding up to the window and wanted to play with me through the glass. I just handed the store owner my VISA and named him Halford after the lead singer of my favorite band, Judas Priest. How embarrassing.
What advice would you give to this chicken shit, who has been putting off getting a tattoo for 15 some years, but I know want one?
First, make sure you've got a good artist that has been reccomended to you. Make sure you like the work they've done. Then make an appointment, and just do it. Oh, and make you that whatever you get is something that you really want, cuz there's no tattoo eraser. And don't get a fucking Tasmanian Devil.
If you could ask one specific question of any member of your family, dead or alive, who would it be and what would the question be?
You know, I'm not close with my family at all. I talk to my parents once every six to eight months, and my sister maybe once a year. I only have one grandparent still alive (last time I heard) and I hadn't spoken to any of them in years. But I think I'd probably go back about 18 generations to my Viking Ancestors and ask them about what life was like before the Roman Invasion.
Will you and 123Jason ever hook up?
What makes you think we haven't already?
Hugs,
GA Dishes
hhmmm...i'm actually gonna need to spend some time coming up with my list here...i'll be back in a bit
Ready? here we go...I'm using categories this time.
(since someone already took my ice cream question...that leaves me with only 1 of my staple questions)
In the movie of your life, who would you want to play you?
Business:
What is your favorite part of your job?
Favorite part of the industry itself?
What do you hate about your job/the industry?
What are your professional goals? What would you like to be doing as a career 10 years from now?
(...refrains from asking any questions about Karl as a professional courtesy...)
Personal:
You said you're not close to your blood family...most of us have self-defined families. Who do you consider family and why?
Prefer: shaved head/hair?
Favorite childhood memory?
Place you'd most like to visit that you haven't yet?
One thing you'd like to do before you die?
Do you believe in a higher power?
Sexual:
i'm not even going to bother asking about your favorite position or any crap like that as i know you won't be able to pick just one...
do you prefer:
to be sober or drunk for sex?
afterward to lay there and be sticky, or jump in the shower?
cut/uncut?
have you ever had sex with a woman? if so when was the last time and would you do it again?
what's one fantasy you have that you have not yet fulfilled?
what do you want for breakfast?
Miscellaneous:
do you have an extra helmet for me?
do i have to have chaps or will my leather pants suffice?
asside from straight boy conquests...is there anything else you collect?
what should i wear to ozzfest?
what is your favorite accent?
as we all know, i could go on for ages...but i think this should take care of distracting you for a good portion of the day
*lick*
oh! one more....are you ticklish?
how did you get into this business?
who was the first celeb you ever had a crush on?
what makes people answer questions like this in a thread?
Wow... lots of questions.. we'll do it in waves...
Ready?
yes.
In the movie of your life, who would you want to play you?
Kerry King from Slayer.
[B]Business:
What is your favorite part of your job?
The Guys I work with rock, and we have a lot of fun together in and out of the office, but what I think I like is coming up with names for free sites.. like "Fire in the Hole" and "MOre than a Mouthful" and "You're So Gay, I bet you think this site is about you". And when my friends parents innocently ask me what I do for a living, I love saying "I'm a pornographer".
Favorite part of the industry itself?
Of all the different industries I've worked for, this is truely the only one in which eveybody helps everybody else.
What do you hate about your job/the industry?
The fact that occasionally... just once in a rare while... I get sick and tired of looking at cocks and butt-holes.
What are your professional goals? What would you like to be doing as a career 10 years from now?
I actually want to be a film editor, so I guess all my dreams have now come true. Sad, isn't it?
how did you get into this business?
Completely by accident. I mentioned to one of the guys from the office here while barbecueing Chicken on the night of the Big BLackout about any job openings.. and that's about that. I didn't even know what I'd be doing. It was the first job interview I ever had in a room that also contained a double bed with a rubber sheet.
who was the first celeb you ever had a crush on?
Han Solo. NOT Harrison Ford. Han Solo. And maybe Evil Kenevil.
what makes people answer questions like this in a thread?
In my case it's a desperate and pathetic need to be loved. Do you all love me yet?
Absolutely!!!In my case it's a desperate and pathetic need to be loved. Do you all love me yet?
Describe your ideal fantasy dream date, what he looks like, where you'd go, etc.
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