My Weekend with Andy Mike

**Jasun** · 02-14-2005, 03:00 PM

So it started out innocent enough.

We met for dinner at 7 at Hamburger Mary's. The waiter was all over me.. the busboy was all over Andy. We drank Martinis.

A lot of them.

After about 12, we were.. well... in the bag. I started cruising this rather hunky guy with a big nose and a big smile. (That's generally a recipe for a big dick).

I bought the three of us a round of shooters.

Then all hell broke loose.

I was tanked. Bombed... we ended up at some other restaurant, and I ran into the hunk with the big nose, who bought me another martini.. Andy was busy talking to some lesbians... they were cute... one was kinda fat, and I had carried her down Santa Monica BLVD to prove how strong I was.

The hunk with the big nose invited us to go to his house and swim in his pool.

I said something like "mghdiwiew" which he took for "yes". So off we went.

We hopped in his car, drove way up into the mountains and went to his HUGE FUCKING MANSION with a stunning view of LA.

It was at this point that I noticed that Andy Mike had not joined us, and had stumbled out of the restaurant and gone home.

So me and the hunk hopped naked into his heated pool that came right up to the edge of the cliff that his HUGE FUCKING MANSION was perched on.

(I'll not bore you with what we did after that...)

I managed to get myself home at about 4 AM, at which point I realized I didn't have my house keys, so I had to wake Don Mike up (no relation to Andy) and get him to let me in.

Saturday night, Andy joined me again, still excruciatingly hung over, so we could go to a Mr Leather contest in Burbank.

We got hit on by hot men. Andy almost got picked up by a real ugly guy.. but he was sober enough to see how ugly he was, so I didn't have to intervene. Friends don't let freinds shag ugly guys.

Unless they're into ugly guys.

We finally hauled our exhausted asses into Don's car, made it back to WeHo where we live and crashed.

Sunday we saw him dining with two rather attractive men at the French Market, and then standing out on Santa Monica again outside Hamburger MAry's. We decided Andy is the King of WeHo.

Oh my aching head. Can't wait to do it again.

**Bec** · 02-14-2005, 03:12 PM

Did we at least get a phone number for the mansion?

**Jasun** · 02-14-2005, 03:26 PM

he gave me his cell, home phone, office phone, email and website address.

I mean please, it's ME.

:jasun:

**Bec** · 02-14-2005, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by Jasun
he gave me his cell, home phone, office phone, email and website address.

I mean please, it's ME.

:jasun:

LMAO ... yea, I realize that part ... that's why I was checking!

**Jasun** · 02-14-2005, 05:25 PM

Oh, and when he woke up in the morning, he probably noticed that I had written my number backwards across his forehead in permanant purple marker.

So you know.. he could look in the mirror and read it where ever.

I thought it was quite thoughtful, really.

Dzinerbear · 02-14-2005, 05:57 PM

Does his website have an affiliate program we can promote?

Dzinerbear

**Jasun** · 02-14-2005, 07:00 PM

I hope not.

If he does, my drunken ass jumping into a pool is probably content by now.

(or was that a "Jasun, fucking stay on topic" post?)

:jasun:

**JustJohn** · 02-14-2005, 08:58 PM

You never did tell us if the big nose, big smile method proved true. Oh, and I'm never bored by the details you left out. :-)

**Gary-Alan** · 02-14-2005, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by JustJohn
You never did tell us if the big nose, big smile method proved true. Oh, and I'm never bored by the details you left out. :-)

heheh I was thinking the same thing but then thought... big nose, big smile... Big House! LOL

GA

**dirtygeek** · 02-14-2005, 09:39 PM

King of weho? How did you get that?

**jIgG** · 02-14-2005, 09:52 PM

this thread .....

is useless without pics

**Jasun** · 02-14-2005, 10:18 PM

Maybe Bryce can make an MP3 of the drunken phone message we left him.

I'd like to know what we said.

And yes... the big nose, big smile thing was quite true.

and I let him do things to me that I've never let a guy do before but knew eventually I would.