Press Release - BDBionic Announces Phx Forum Party... Attendance

BDBionic · 02-16-2005, 07:38 PM

BDBionic Announces Phx Forum Party... Attendance

For Immediate Release
Feb 16, 2005

Los Angeles, CA - BDBionic, some guy who runs and promotes several free and gay adult paysites, has announced his intention to attend other peoples' parties and mooch off of their free food, beverage and entertainment offerings at the 2005 Phoenix Forum being held at the Tempe Mission Palms from March 31st to April 2nd, 2005.

Says BDBionic, "It seemed everyone who is anyone is hosting a gay webmaster party at this year's Phoenix Forum. From the ********* and *********** GayWebmasterCash parties to the Mansites and Pridebucks afterhours parties to the GayWebmasterBash happy hours to the AmateurStraightGuys and TripleXGay pre and post show parties, everything CCBill has planned, the opportunity to network, socialize, and gorge oneself on complimentary refreshments is unprecedented. That so many companies are putting up so much money and putting forth so much energy in hosting so many parties means those of us intent on enjoying the hospitality of others for free is enormous."

The Phoenix Forum is well known for offering adult industry webmasters the chance to network and conduct business in intimate settings, building a reputation for being one of the industry's premiere yearly business-to-business gatherings.

"Phoenix Forum is definitely the most intimate annual webmaster gathering around, and if my countless past twink boyfriends have taught me anything, it's that intimacy provides the ideal opportunity to latch on to someone not only with more money than myself, but at the very least more willing to spend their money than I am. And work 'em for all their worth," continues BDBionic.

BDBionic's official Phoenix Forum agenda has yet to be released, but the tentative event schedule is as follows:

March 30 - April 3:
Attend parties I manage to get to without either getting lost, missing the bus, or sleeping in. Ogle cute waiter/stripper/gogo/dancer/bartender boys hired by party host or employed by party venue. Depending on whether enough peer pressure is applied, molestation of cute waiter/stripper/gogo/dancer/bartender boys will likely follow. Talk extensively about how I'll end up taking one of the cute waiter/stripper/gogo/dancer/bartender boys back to my hotel room with me, only to discreetly slink out of party at end of night alone on account of having chickened out and abandoned all false bravado. Point and laugh at occasional horribly-wasted, lush webmaster. Smoke cigarettes profusely, before retiring to hotel room for late night room service and several hours of History Channel WW2 documentaries, during which time I'll use my laptop and hotel internet connection to occasionally venture in to Phoenix m4m rooms on Gay.com having edited my profile to say I'm 21 and hit on local boys who a) don't know me b) don't know my real age c) I will never see again and therefore can't contribute to any unfortunate reputation at home.

With such a comprehensive agenda, BDBionic points out that sponsorship opportunities are both extensive and available.

"In the event I'm unable to pick up a waiter/stripper/gogo/dancer/bartender boy at one of the official Phoenix Forum events, sponsors will be able to hire me escorts, pay for my room service and/or pay per view movies, lapdances... really the opportunities are endless and inquiries are more than welcome," points out BDBionic. He concludes, however, that to date there have yet to be any sponsors signed on for the BDBionic event attendance agenda. "It's to be expected, really," points out BDBionic. "Once the actual Phoenix Forum has begun and parties are in full swing, I expect sponsorship interest to increase in direct proportion to blood alcohol levels among potential sponsors. Yet another case of how other peoples' generosity and ambition ends up benefiting me."

When asked of he has any plans or organize his own events at future Phoenix Forums or other adult industry business to business gatherings, BDBionic replied "Why the hell would I do that?!"

More information available at: BDBionic's AIM log files.