So this morning, while I'm in the shower, he drops a large steel replica of the scooby-doo van on my head while taking a shower, then hands me a bottle of poison.
Then, while he was driving me to work, he hit me hard in the face with the buckle on his jacket.
Tonight, I expect he'll drop the toaster in the bathtub as I sleep.
:jasun:
but he's still a great room mate. and to be fair, I had asked him for the bottle of poison.
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