Don Mike is trying to kill me

**Jasun** · 02-22-2005, 04:10 PM

So this morning, while I'm in the shower, he drops a large steel replica of the scooby-doo van on my head while taking a shower, then hands me a bottle of poison.

Then, while he was driving me to work, he hit me hard in the face with the buckle on his jacket.

Tonight, I expect he'll drop the toaster in the bathtub as I sleep.

:jasun:

but he's still a great room mate. and to be fair, I had asked him for the bottle of poison.

Dawgy · 02-22-2005, 04:20 PM

so, when can i visit? im quivering just thinking of what you two would do to me :angel:

Dzinerbear · 02-22-2005, 04:43 PM

Okay ... where the hell is your shower and how does a room mate just happen to drop a lunch box on you?

Maybe I don't want to know.

Dzinerbear

**basschick** · 02-22-2005, 05:10 PM

i wanna know what the poison was!

**DonMike** · 02-22-2005, 08:00 PM

Okay, the non-Enquirer version of what happened. While brushing my teeth I'm handing Jasun a bottle of some funky tree root oil he uses for God knows what, my face dripping with toothpaste like a mad dog, I reach over the top of the shower window while trying not to drip toothpaste all over my shirt. So, I accidentally knock the lunchbox over, which is a decoration (my bathroom is Scooby Doo themed, afterall).

Now the real question. After reading Jasun's post, why are you sleeping in the bathtub??? :err:

**Jasun** · 02-22-2005, 08:13 PM

and yes, we were both naked.

But I was planning on taking a bath later tonight with some candles and some of the funky tree root oil and maybe one of your submissive bottom friends.

Just to sweat out the toxins.

**JustJohn** · 02-22-2005, 09:12 PM

Can we get cams wired up in this place?

**Jasun** · 02-22-2005, 09:44 PM

Hmmm..Just us boy presents Jasun Jasunating the Beautiful Bottom Boys of WestHollywood. .com

think people would pay for that?

**Chilihost** · 02-23-2005, 07:22 AM

why pay for it when you can get it for free LOL!!!

nah, seriously, I am reaching for my wallet as we speak

cheers,
Luke

Rainbo1956 · 02-23-2005, 08:38 AM

So, I guess the poison was/is the funky tree root oil?

On cam, I dunno....would it qualify as porn or comedy?

hehe

j/k

Dzinerbear · 02-23-2005, 09:54 AM

The Jasunator ... sounds like a great new web cam feed for MANcheck. If you need an extra income, we pay for this kind of thing.

Dzinerbear

Corey Bryant · 02-23-2005, 10:45 AM

And just to make sure - when you do drop that toaster in, make sure it is far away from the drain (works better). Although an iron will even be better

**Jasun** · 02-23-2005, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Dzinerbear

The Jasunator ... sounds like a great new web cam feed for MANcheck. If you need an extra income, we pay for this kind of thing.

Dzinerbear

Would I need to get all the men Don has been supplying me with to sign a 2257 statement and get copies of their IDs?

Dzinerbear · 02-23-2005, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Jasun

Would I need to get all the men Don has been supplying me with to sign a 2257 statement and get copies of their IDs?

Yes, it there a problem? Like perhaps printing off all of those documents could cause a west-coast paper shortage?

Poor Don, we do ride him hard, don't we?

Dzinerbear