"Blow me, buddy!"

[lil_baby]

A couple of homosexual men are accidentally rear-ended by a large truck at a stop sign one afternoon.

Furious, the man in the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, steps out of the car, then walks back to the truck and starts banging on the door.

The truck driver opens the door and the homosexual, standing there with his hands on his hips, says, "We're gonna sue your ass!"

The truck driver smirks, says, "Blow me, buddy!"

The homosexual stands there for a moment thinking, then his eyes get really big and his face lights up. He runs back to the car and says excitedly to his lover, "You won't believe this... he wants to settle out of court!"

[Godiva]

Real funny.... :goof:

[Jasun]

I love it.

although when I tell it, I'll omit the purse, the hands on the hips and maybe he'll just yell the punch line from the truck.:jasun:+ :1ymca: